Newlyweds
September 3rd, 2012
A wedding photo in need of a re-shuffle.
(submitted by Bre)


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Eye Contact (back by popular demand)
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SNS: Me Tarzan, You Jane
Size Doesn’t Matter

Oh my goodness…..
If you disagree with what I have written, I’m sorry. I just need to critique this just a bit.
Note I am very active in wedding planning/designing and I keep track of the latest fashion trends. The do’s and the don’ts, and I have studied photography.
First: I agree with Jane. The “satin curtains” are absurd, although I do give them props for matching. In some wedding photos the bridesmaids are not in sync with each other and it’s a complete disaster.
Two: If the two girls standing with the man were part of the bridal party they should have made sure the shades of blue matched the bridesmaids.
Three: The turquoise blue dresses and red/red orange flower petals are a HUGE no no.
Four: The placement of the people is not ideal for a wedding photo, unless like someone stated before they like the quirky stuff.
Five: The flip-flops. Completely barbaric. That goes to both the bride and the girl doing the flamingo stance. Flamingo girl, brown sandals/flip-flops with a blue and black dress. NOOOO.
Six: Then poor photographer did not pay much attention to lighting when he/she took this picture, it is not allowing people to focus on the bride, it is pulling their attention elsewhere. Taking away from the most important person in the picture.
WHO does that to their bridesmaids nowadays? The poor souls in the satin curtains, what have they ever done to deserve that? Mind you, there were a few choices she made that day that were questionable, to say the least…
Bride is not doing the armshelf?! FAIL
The bride seems mighty tall
He’s ‘squeezing the Charmin’ Hard to tell if it is intentional or not. Gotta hope he had no clue.
holy smokes! hadn’t noticed!
Probably the pastor!
Maybe he’s the father? I don’t get it. O.o
I think the man in the suit (the groom?) literally dumped the bride on the floor, traded himself in for two cute girls, and then decided to display them on each arm proudly. Oddly enough, everyone seems happy by the decisions that were made that day.
Watch those hands, mister!
Watch the hands, buddy…
This is what happens when we hire amateur photographers for wedding photos… As a photographer myself, Im not against the quirky or unique photos that are popular now… This is a train wreck…
Wait…….what?
What??
There is just so much to ponder in this shot: the roaming hands of the groom, the flamingo stance of a bridesmaid and the fact that the bride seems to be wearing flip flops.
My thoughts exactly!
This is definitely a weird one, I’ve gotta say.