Ladies, introducing the full package.
(submitted by Laine)
Imagine my horror when I recognized these guys as being friends of my parents. Our families went jetskiing together in the summer. I had blocked the speedos from my memory. Oh, the horror!
We are your worst nightmare. Bad-ass mo fos.
hahahaha Way too funny! The little child kills the whole macho tough guy thing they were going for here! Nice try, but I think it is quite an epic FAIL!!!
That’s gonna leave some interesting tan lines.
And…I have a new desktop background image.
I am begging SOMEBODY to Recreate this. Anybody.
Be careful when you say “anybody,” because……. let’s just say you DON’T want to see me try to recreate this, LOL !
I have the right to remain silent, but I just can’t!!!
You can never get a cop to far from his gun….and just in case the fish were being bad, they were prepared! Cracks me up how they are standing.
Wow, Detective Savage & Detective Stark from the 2010 TV series “The Good Guys” !!!
That was an AWESOME show! Got cancelled, dammit!
Miami Vice on the Ohio.
Looks like they’re packing heat. And they have guns.
I’m glad to see Lt. Dangle and Sgt. Garcia are taking a much needed vacation.
OMG, is that funny! LOLOLOLOL!
That adds a whole different meaning to conceal carry!
I hope upon hope that this picture will make it on to one of the cards AFF has out in the store. It would be perfect.
Is that “Top ‘Gun’ 2: Before they were pilots”??
Don’t make them pull out their pieces.
I love the way the squinting girl is spoiling the whole look by being half in the picture and going ‘whaaaa?’
She’s going “whaaaa”? What is “whaaaa”? I cant tell she’s going “whaaaa” because I can’t see her face and it’s a just a photo.
Law & Order: Chippendale’s
Apparently the water is not cold.
Thanks for keeping it on an adult level.
Maybe i’ve just overdosed on all the metrosexual men in NYC – but hairy chests, mustaches and side arms??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Mama likes
Hahahahahaha! Love it!
The one on the right looks like Anthony Edwards back when he had a full head of hair!
That’s exactly what I thought!
The combination of everything put together..”cool” sunglassess, skimpy swim suits, styled hair, a provocative “gee I’m such a man” swaggering stance, guns, the mustaches, the faces without smiles on them, combined with a couple of beers (looks like PBR) in a water shot… whoops I forgot the requirement of having a hairy chest…. and you have an 80′s sitcom success! The only thing that doesn’t fit in was the kid at the one man’s feet. But maybe he’s being called to protect her, pull her from the river, or something…. anyway this shot has it all. Don’t you wonder what these two look like now & if they laugh at the picture or still think “gee I’m cool”?
My thoughts exactly.
It’s Budweiser… Almost as classy as PBR
Oh, these two are definitly thinking gee I’m cool. Alway’s will.
Rodrigo and Dash: River Pimps. Part of NBC’s thrilling new 1985 Fall lineup.
Love, love, love this! Rodrigo & Dash: River Pimps
Are we sure this photo was taken in the 80′s? I think I’ve seen these guys around town RECENTLY!!!
Men want to be them…Women want to be with them.
Thank you. I was wondering when somebody would mention Super Troopers.
Weapons and alcohol. Always a stellar combination. At least here everyone knows they’re packing…something somewhere.
wow! hit me with your best shot.
They feel the need, the need for speed!
Alcohol and firearms…not a winning combination. Sadly, the speedos are the least offensive thing in this picture.
Miami Vice??? lol
Starskey and Hutch on vacation.
Exactly my thought! And I think they really believe that’s who they are!
I thought it was Husky and Starch.
This HAD to be circa “Top Gun”, with a little “Magnum, P.I.” thrown in for good measure
Guns and beer!! They go together like speedos and mustaches!!
Guns, beer, and women at your feet. Life doesn’t get any better than this.
These two remind me of the wild and crazy “Czechoslovakian Brothers” on SNL. Back in the day, hairy chests on men were considered desirable. Now, they seem to wax it all off. Better to show off the tattoos, maybe?
The 1980′s morphing. 50% ‘CHiPs’ plus 50% ‘Baywatch’ = 100% dodgy.
Full package indeed…….hey, when are you doing the results for the caption contest? Don’t they expire on Friday’s? It at least been a week, right?
Nothing says firearms like bikini briefs and brewski.
Nothing spells a good time like a firearm, Budweiser, and a Speedo. That’s how memories are made!
Followed by “Hold my beer and watch this!” That is how memories are made in Kentucky.
He’s Burly. He’s Manly.
They’re COPS on vacation.
My, what a full head of hair.
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