Pistol Whipped

October 12th, 2012

Pistol Whipped - Dad

Ladies, introducing the full package.

(submitted by Laine)

59 Responses to “Pistol Whipped”

  1. MissAlyx says:

    Imagine my horror when I recognized these guys as being friends of my parents. Our families went jetskiing together in the summer. I had blocked the speedos from my memory. Oh, the horror!

  2. mary says:

    We are your worst nightmare. Bad-ass mo fos.

  3. eye says:

    hahahaha Way too funny! The little child kills the whole macho tough guy thing they were going for here! Nice try, but I think it is quite an epic FAIL!!!

  4. Hmmm says:

    That’s gonna leave some interesting tan lines.

  5. Kate says:

    And…I have a new desktop background image.

  6. Katie says:

    I am begging SOMEBODY to Recreate this. Anybody.

    • Dave says:

      Be careful when you say “anybody,” because……. let’s just say you DON’T want to see me try to recreate this, LOL !

  7. Deb says:

    I have the right to remain silent, but I just can’t!!!
    You can never get a cop to far from his gun….and just in case the fish were being bad, they were prepared! Cracks me up how they are standing.

  8. Michelle says:

    Wow, Detective Savage & Detective Stark from the 2010 TV series “The Good Guys” !!!

  9. Ellen says:

    Miami Vice on the Ohio.

  10. BuB says:

    Looks like they’re packing heat. And they have guns.

  11. Rosesanne McGowan says:

    I’m glad to see Lt. Dangle and Sgt. Garcia are taking a much needed vacation.

  12. Jennifer says:

    That adds a whole different meaning to conceal carry!

  13. mc says:

    Miami Vices.

  14. Alyssa says:

    I hope upon hope that this picture will make it on to one of the cards AFF has out in the store. It would be perfect.

  15. Brian says:

    Is that “Top ‘Gun’ 2: Before they were pilots”??

  16. Kurtacus says:

    Don’t make them pull out their pieces.

  17. Simon says:

    I love the way the squinting girl is spoiling the whole look by being half in the picture and going ‘whaaaa?’

  18. Newton says:

    Law & Order: Chippendale’s

  19. ginger says:

    Apparently the water is not cold.

  20. thelittlestmisskitty says:

    Maybe i’ve just overdosed on all the metrosexual men in NYC – but hairy chests, mustaches and side arms??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Mama likes 😉

  21. Bonnie says:

    The one on the right looks like Anthony Edwards back when he had a full head of hair!

  22. Lizzie says:

    The combination of everything put together..”cool” sunglassess, skimpy swim suits, styled hair, a provocative “gee I’m such a man” swaggering stance, guns, the mustaches, the faces without smiles on them, combined with a couple of beers (looks like PBR) in a water shot… whoops I forgot the requirement of having a hairy chest…. and you have an 80’s sitcom success! The only thing that doesn’t fit in was the kid at the one man’s feet. But maybe he’s being called to protect her, pull her from the river, or something…. anyway this shot has it all. Don’t you wonder what these two look like now & if they laugh at the picture or still think “gee I’m cool”?

  23. Coop says:

    Rodrigo and Dash: River Pimps. Part of NBC’s thrilling new 1985 Fall lineup.

    • Amber says:

      Love, love, love this! Rodrigo & Dash: River Pimps
      Are we sure this photo was taken in the 80’s? I think I’ve seen these guys around town RECENTLY!!!

  24. ElJefe72 says:

    Men want to be them…Women want to be with them.

  25. Jose M says:

    Supertroopers, anyone?

  26. TheGoodFairy says:

    Weapons and alcohol. Always a stellar combination. At least here everyone knows they’re packing…something somewhere.

  27. meri says:

    wow! hit me with your best shot.

  28. Lauren says:

    Reno 911?

  29. Rean says:

    They feel the need, the need for speed!

  30. Suzy says:

    Alcohol and firearms…not a winning combination. Sadly, the speedos are the least offensive thing in this picture.

  31. Brenda says:

    Miami Vice??? lol

  32. Mike says:

    Starskey and Hutch on vacation.

  33. Hwaters78 says:

    This HAD to be circa “Top Gun”, with a little “Magnum, P.I.” thrown in for good measure

  34. Linda says:

    Guns and beer!! They go together like speedos and mustaches!!

  35. Jan says:

    Guns, beer, and women at your feet. Life doesn’t get any better than this.

  36. Scout C says:

    These two remind me of the wild and crazy “Czechoslovakian Brothers” on SNL. Back in the day, hairy chests on men were considered desirable. Now, they seem to wax it all off. Better to show off the tattoos, maybe?

  37. SteveC says:

    The 1980’s morphing. 50% ‘CHiPs’ plus 50% ‘Baywatch’ = 100% dodgy.

  38. BC says:

    Full package indeed…….hey, when are you doing the results for the caption contest? Don’t they expire on Friday’s? It at least been a week, right?

  39. bretthenry says:

    Nothing says firearms like bikini briefs and brewski.

  40. Jpatti75 says:

    Nothing spells a good time like a firearm, Budweiser, and a Speedo. That’s how memories are made!

  41. TonyT says:

    He’s Burly. He’s Manly.

    They’re COPS on vacation.

  42. jerm says:

    My, what a full head of hair.

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