Who wants the first slice?
(submitted by Sara)
A half-born baby that can wave a flag before it takes its first breath? Future Mensa candidate.
Saw the pic, read the caption, “Is that….??” Then I saw the little arm sticking out. Yep. Confirmed it.
What has been SEEN………………
I actually think it’s kind of funny! I’m sure it was meant well…and the green is clearly a hospital gown…and quite a delicate job they did with the pooling of the fabric to conceal the vag. I hear what you’re saying…but I snickered.
At first I thought it was a crab. Then I realized sadly it was not.
This is the second cake I’d never touch. The first is the Kitty Litter cake. Google it.
It is true! I remember when we had a big party back in ’07 or ’08, at the police headquarters where I was working as a 911 dispatcher. I remember Animal Control bringing a Kitty Litter cake, litter scoop and all, I suppose as a joke–it even had a couple realistic ‘gifts’ from the cat sitting on top. It went over about as well as a lead balloon. The cake sat untouched for the entire length of the party, with people making faces and all sorts of remarks as they passed by it. I think we were all relieved when it finally made its way into the garbage. ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is it??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????!??!??!??!??????!??:)
This one probably won’t make it onto Cake Boss.
I’m trying to figure out what kind of person would even come up with this idea and then actually make it. They were probably so proud of their creation… I find it bizarre.
The kid was born on the 4th of July!
So, where did that baby get that flag from?
Souvenir stall, just past the right ovary. Hit the uterus, you’ve gone too far.
Sunny side of the street: at least the you’re/your issue was handled properly.
A. wrong B. The cake doesn’t even look pregnant C. Salute or turn away… so confused…
Can we all agree to NEVER say “That is wrong on so many levels”……Thanks! ;0)
………….. But for this one it would be TOTALLY justified……..
I’m feeling sick!!!
I agree with the earlier comment. Sometimes folks get stymied for what to say, OR a quote like “this is wrong on so many levels” fits the bill. In this case, rather perfectly.
If only we could. Because giving in to the urge to post something banal instead of letting the moment pass is, of course, wrong on so many levels.
I wonder if it’s red velvet cake…
I enjoy a good cake but even I would not eat this cake..
This is disturbing……… VERY disturbing……. I can’t believe they would publish this. and agree with Sam. this just wrong on so many levels………….
Someone, please help me out. This cake reminds me of a monster from an old cheesy Science Fiction film, but I cannot come up with the name. No, not “Alien” because that would be a C-Section cake. Anyone know the title of the film this is reminiscent of? Thanks!
Kind of reminds me of the Watcher in the Water in The Fellowship of the Ring.
“It’s Alive” very cheesy movie where the new born kills everyone in the delivery room upon birth
“Humanoids from the Deep” comes to mind – but that monster came spewing out of her belly, I think…
When I first saw this, I wondered, “What does a green crab have to do with motherhood?”
I thought that the green part was the body of a crab, and the long extensions were supposed to be the crab’s legs. It wasn’t until I noticed the baby arm that I realized that this had nothing to do with sea life.
I, too, thought “crustacean”.
This is the first time a cake has made me feel queasy. I’m not saying I wouldn’t still eat it because I would.
I have no words. I…..have no words.
Holy ****!! Is that supposed to be a woman getting ready to deliver? That is a CREEPY ugly cake!!
That is just wrong, on so many levels!
Gonna let my EMS geek flag fly. Cake mom needs a doctor to take care of that limb presentation ASAP.
After the doctor takes care of that limb presentation, he can fix that skinned knee.
It’s the slimey looking sheen on the green part that kicks the “ick coefficient” up.
And the wrinkles on the “skin” of the legs……… the whole thing looks like a backwards Alien movie…….. The Alien having a human baby… Nightmare inducing.
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