“My parents and brother were so excited to go back to church. They went to my uncles and had him take some pictures. Overly excited, they overlooked the background.”
(submitted by Shanda)
Nascar wallpaper borders in the room behind them. Nice. Why go to church? He’s already in a shrine of sorts.
Umm, I don’t think the NASCAR poster is the problem. I think it is the buns hanging out of the short-shorts on the poster below, and (as mentioned above) the bong.
You can tell it’s church time because of the Sunday-best bong in the background.
Thats a bubble lamp
No, the bong is the giant contraption to the left of the bubble lamp.
That is not a bing. .. it’s a bank. I use to have one when I was a teenager. But, definetly not a bong
haha are ya sure about that looks like a bong to me
The dude on the right is wearing the suit of a man twenty times his size. Just looking at him makes me want to hike my trousers up.
That’s what I was thinking!
Dale Earnhardt? Who’s more religious than that? He sits at the right hand of God, telling him when he has hit the apex and can hit the gas again. The rest? Tacky Southern bachelor pad, much like any other. Terrible tailoring is the law in the south, if you’re white. Only black men know how to dress for church there, and they look superb.
And god then created nascar and he saw that this was dang good. Then on the seventh he said “LET THERE BE LAZYBOYS, FLAT SCREEN TVS AND CANS OF BEER THAT OVERFLOATH THY CAN”. And he saw that this too was good, dang good.
The devil really is in the details. (still laughing)
The guy on the right of the picture doesn’t look excited to be going back to church to me.
What a hoot! Looks like they sort of needed church…LOL! And the men’s suits (they look about 3 sizes too big) make it even more fun!
Your brother needs a new tailor… badly
He’s GOT a tailor badly, that’s the whole problem!
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