Winner Winner

May 26th, 2013

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Release the chickens!

(submitted by Robert)

54 Responses to “Winner Winner”

  1. Karen says:

    Gross!! I hope they went right then and washed their hands. That’s a good way to get everyone sick……

  2. cherry says:

    at first i thought they were throwing babies in the air

  3. Andy says:

    Is it me or do her hands look to be distinctly different sizes? I’m going with quality Photoshop.

  4. sam says:

    wow… she’s fit.

  5. Emily says:

    lol wut?

  6. mellowlandings says:

    How many times do I have to tell you kids: DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD!!

  7. BR says:

    Omg. Wow. So. Anyways. hopefully they’re photoshopped?

  8. Chico says:

    If they were in Brazil this picture would totally make sense.
    The expression is: Solta a franga!
    That can be understood something like: release yourself, don’t repress yourself, feel free, do what you want to do no matter what the others are thinking about you…(release the chicken that lives inside you ;P)

  9. bob says:

    Kentucky Flying Chicken

  10. Tim S says:

    They’re not tossing them, they’re catching them! It’s like an egg toss, only … different.
    Hmmm. Maybe their chickens are coming home to roost.

  11. Linda says:

    I could not figure for the life of me why anyone would toss raw chickens on the bride and groom.

  12. hedge says:

    This is hysterical! I’m guessing they were parodying the release of doves. If so, priceless 🙂

  13. pittipat says:

    “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys (chickens?) could fly…”

  14. MCR says:

    That’s what happens when you hire The Non-Sequitor Wedding Photography Company to shoot your special day…

  15. Shannon says:

    Because releasing doves is SO 2005.

  16. Lanie says:

    That’s just foul. 😉

  17. Steph says:

    What the cluck?!

  18. Waterdog says:

    I thought the same as Terri & was thinking it was something about “when pigs fly” about the likelihood of them/him/her ever getting married, yet here they are finally tying the knot. I thought that was a pretty good assessment until I realized they were naked chickens.

    • Stacey says:

      “until I realized they were naked chickens” — What — it would have been all better if they were formally dressed for the event??!!??

  19. Tim says:

    Ladies and gentleman the groom and bride – Sam -n- Ella.

  20. Amber says:

    Gross, all those droplets flying off the chickens is full of salmonella and getting all over her dress. Who would think this was good wedding photography?

  21. Lucia says:

    ugh…why would you want to touch and get raw chicken juices all over your beautiful clothes and smell like that on your wedding day?

  22. AverySays says:


  23. McChicken says:

    hmm-I was creeped out by the weird scene that seems to say “we love each other and raw dripping wet chickens” with the the soaking wet raw chickens hovering over their heads and the raw chicken water droplets coming into their happy smiley wide open mouths and the salmonella and the…just ew. But then I noticed her right hand is a bit smudgy. I think Photoshopped.

  24. michelle says:

    so very much “why?”

  25. nail says:

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

  26. Tim says:

    Fly, be free!

    – Mork

  27. The Arquette Sisters says:

    I DID NOT say I wanted to be plucked on my wedding day.

  28. Mary says:

    Clearly some of the guests requested free-range chicken for their entree.

  29. Jeff says:

    “Fly little friend! Be free!!!”

  30. Sihaya says:

    Did they meet in cooking school? Maybe while working at KFC? I got nothin’. This one has shot all the way through awkward to just plain puzzling.

  31. Miss Ginger Grant says:

    of course! THAT would make sense!


  32. AndrewT says:

    Note that the couple are jumping. Something to do with spring chickens, maybe?

  33. carol says:


  34. Ed says:

    I can’t even begin to imagine what that’s all about LOL. But at first glance, I thought they were kittens. Haha.

  35. says:

    Arise, chicken!

  36. profanegod says:

    Arise Chicken.

  37. JT says:

    too cheap to buy doves?

  38. Candice says:

    Could we get some kind of explanation on this? I have no idea why anybody would throw raw chicken in the air in their wedding clothes.

  39. pilgrim says:

    euh I’m french and I don’t understand ..O_o unless the fact that it is a ridiculous scene 🙂

  40. Terri says:

    Oh, goodness. At first glance, I thought these were long eared baby pigs!

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