Caption Winner: Mourning the loss of her Hyman.
(submitted by Brian Macinanti)
Tags: armshelf, cemetary
This just became my Facebook cover photo
lol that’s awesome
“Grave Dancing: $50 per hour”
It’s spelled cemetery, folks.
Pretty awkward, but i forgive her because of her beautiful feet.
It’s Hymen, not Hyman. So . . . not awkward!
*eye roll* I think someone needs to explain to you what a joke is…because it’s JUST A JOKE. Jeez what an idiot.
I agree with you Sarah!
I agree. People need to loosen up. Its not whether something is spelled correctly or not. Its a damn joke.
I think you guys just missed out on some sarcasm there. That’s the way I read it.
So wait…. Who needs to loosen up?
OMG…Bdan…lmao…that was funny
I bet you’re real fun at parties…
It’s people like you that suck the fun out if life. Geez.
Uh, Johnny was making a joke. Who’s the fun sucker now? You’re all fun suckers. That was a joke too. Give it just a second… Oh no another one. OH GEEZ. Wait.
um, she’s sexily posing whilst atop a headstone in the middle of a cemetery…Yeah, still pretty awkward. Even if she’s the daughter of a mortician, the heir to the headstone production company’s fortune, or the groundskeeper’s second cousin twice removed–any way you look at it–it’s an AWKWARD photo
Hyman was his last name but “Buster” was his first name.
Good luck busting THIS one.
She must be a die hard Ramones fan. Joey Ramone’s real name was Peter Hyman. Must make the pilgrimage to his grave quite a bit!
Honestly, your selection for winner of this caption contest was beyond sub-par. Then again i wasn’t expecting english majors or/comedy writers to be in charge of this one. Next time put the comments up for a vote like you do the pictures….
From a devoted, and upset fan.
So which one did win? I don’t see the selection anywhere. Thanks.
The winning comment was from our Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/awkwardfamilyphotos
I completely agree. There were so many better choices. The winner is disappointing.
Ever left wondering if she did indeed see the unicycling clown, Bella mourns the passing of Ira Hyman. People grieve in different ways.
No, trust me, these pictures will be very tasteful. Everything is covered up.
She sometimes just loses it when she works out.
“Yes, this is where I broke my hymen. Isn’t that punny? teehee”
You sat on me for 18 years. Get off, already!
For the funeral, she wanted to wear black yet somehow keep it upbeat.
“What do you want on your tombstone?” — not an irrelevant pizza question.
Although her parents were sorry for the loss, Rachel seemed to be ok with it.
This should win.
Looks like Hyman came and went…
She didn’t miss it.
‘Minister it’s the worst case of Stockholm syndrome we have ever seen’
‘Don’t worry son, we’ll sing a hyman for her.”
I was just dying to hang out with the died folks and Hyman…
Misty mourning the loss of her brother Rusty
Her love for Hyman will always be intimate.
It was the death of her virginity.
Her Hyman was to die for
“Hy, man. You mind if I rest here on your grave for awhile? My dogs are barkin’.”
Sorry to hear about your loss but honey, you really shouldn’t advertise- it makes you look cheap.
You Bury Me…
“Happy about losing her Hyman”.
Seymore died on the Tuna ship… but she was the one who rocked the boat.
She took the phrase “dead sexy” just a little to literally.
Breaking through the awkwardness!
How deep is your love?
Her virginity may be dead, but she still has the box it came in!
Happy Bat Mitzvah. You’re a woman now.
Even though he was dead, grandpa Hyman would be proud of his granddaughters two leg trick.
Some love is deeper than others
Some celebrate with a new dress. But Debbie’s family made a real event out of her first time.
Buster, I didn’t even know her.
The grave stone next to that one is for Buster Cherry.
If you think my LEG tattoos are amazing, you should see the eponymous article!
1. “Death is only the beginning.”
2. “He promised it wouldn’t hurt…I didn’t.”
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