Graveyard Shift

June 28th, 2013

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Caption Winner: Mourning the loss of her Hyman.

(submitted by Brian Macinanti)


165 Responses to “Graveyard Shift”

  1. Avi Hyman says:

    This just became my Facebook cover photo

  2. Fred says:

    “Grave Dancing: $50 per hour”

  3. pittipat says:

    It’s spelled cemetery, folks.

  4. BRS says:

    Pretty awkward, but i forgive her because of her beautiful feet.

  5. Johnny says:

    It’s Hymen, not Hyman. So . . . not awkward!

  6. Terry says:

    Hyman was his last name but “Buster” was his first name.

  7. NoctemOUT says:

    Good luck busting THIS one.

  8. Newton says:

    She must be a die hard Ramones fan. Joey Ramone’s real name was Peter Hyman. Must make the pilgrimage to his grave quite a bit!

  9. Eric L says:

    Honestly, your selection for winner of this caption contest was beyond sub-par. Then again i wasn’t expecting english majors or/comedy writers to be in charge of this one. Next time put the comments up for a vote like you do the pictures….
    From a devoted, and upset fan.
    Eric L

  10. Jon says:

    Ever left wondering if she did indeed see the unicycling clown, Bella mourns the passing of Ira Hyman. People grieve in different ways.

  11. Mary says:

    Lucky ‘stiff’!

  12. Darryl says:

    No, trust me, these pictures will be very tasteful. Everything is covered up.

  13. Darryl says:

    She sometimes just loses it when she works out.

  14. MichelleH says:

    “Yes, this is where I broke my hymen. Isn’t that punny? teehee”

  15. Shafe says:

    You sat on me for 18 years. Get off, already!

  16. Tim says:

    For the funeral, she wanted to wear black yet somehow keep it upbeat.

  17. Mark says:

    “What do you want on your tombstone?” — not an irrelevant pizza question.

  18. Mel says:

    Although her parents were sorry for the loss, Rachel seemed to be ok with it.

  19. Steve says:

    Looks like Hyman came and went…

  20. Mary says:

    She didn’t miss it.

  21. Peter says:

    ‘Minister it’s the worst case of Stockholm syndrome we have ever seen’

    ‘Don’t worry son, we’ll sing a hyman for her.”

  22. JESSICA says:

    I was just dying to hang out with the died folks and Hyman…

  23. Jon says:

    Misty mourning the loss of her brother Rusty

  24. Matt says:

    Her love for Hyman will always be intimate.

  25. Louise says:

    It was the death of her virginity.

  26. Chris says:

    Her Hyman was to die for

  27. Christina says:

    “Hy, man. You mind if I rest here on your grave for awhile? My dogs are barkin’.”

  28. Kimberly says:

    Sorry to hear about your loss but honey, you really shouldn’t advertise- it makes you look cheap.

  29. Jocasta Schroeder says:

    R.I.P. Hyman

  30. Patrick Morris says:

    You Bury Me…

  31. sue says:

    “Happy about losing her Hyman”.

  32. Eric L says:

    Seymore died on the Tuna ship… but she was the one who rocked the boat.

  33. Kara says:

    Cemetery Barbie

  34. Alicia says:

    She took the phrase “dead sexy” just a little to literally.

  35. Jim Mullen says:

    Breaking through the awkwardness!

  36. Melissa says:

    How deep is your love?

  37. Bill says:

    Her virginity may be dead, but she still has the box it came in!

  38. Bongo says:

    Happy Bat Mitzvah. You’re a woman now.

  39. brad says:

    Even though he was dead, grandpa Hyman would be proud of his granddaughters two leg trick.

  40. Bongo says:

    Some love is deeper than others

  41. brad says:

    Some celebrate with a new dress. But Debbie’s family made a real event out of her first time.

  42. Bongo says:

    Buster, I didn’t even know her.

  43. Murray says:

    The grave stone next to that one is for Buster Cherry.

  44. FYouGitive says:

    If you think my LEG tattoos are amazing, you should see the eponymous article!

  45. Mandi says:

    1. “Death is only the beginning.”
    2. “He promised it wouldn’t hurt…I didn’t.”

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