Graveyard Shift

June 28th, 2013

Graveyard Shift - Teens

Caption Winner: Mourning the loss of her Hyman.

(submitted by Brian Macinanti)


165 Responses to “Graveyard Shift”

  1. Jocasta Schroeder says:

    Letting go is harder for some girls than others.

  2. juanel says:

    v plank

  3. Taj says:

    Bone . . . yard.

  4. Skylar says:

    Making daddy proud.

  5. CMReid says:

    See, even if I lay on it like this it won’t break!

  6. Sam says:

    Does nobody else realize she’s posing on top of the headstone of Joey Ramone?

  7. H says:

    Broken, but not dead… Ok, ok. Dead.

  8. Rebecca says:

    Romancing the stone.

  9. Tanya says:

    Nobody is busting that Hyman.

  10. Marissa Rebischke says:

    Here lies Val’s Hyman 1977-1994

  11. magpie says:

    “May The World Remembranous Me Forever”

  12. Lynn Parrish says:

    I never thought I would lose my Hyman. But it has happened. The wake is being held at 1AM at the strip club on Main. See ya there!

  13. Chrisa Hickey says:

    With those tights and a dress that short, it was only a matter of time before she lost her Hyman.

  14. Tanya says:

    Everyone just assumed she would have a small Hyman……….

  15. Kelly Wenzel says:

    I hope she doesn’t break that falling off.

  16. John Teng says:

    The cause of his death revealed!!

  17. amy says:

    daddy little girl

  18. Mo says:

    Sweetie that’s Hyman…I told you were looking for Shiksa

  19. R Loyall says:

    Celebrating the loss of her hymen

  20. Kristin says:

    Grave reservations.

  21. Laura Stansch says:

    Karen wanted them to know how anxious and dedicated she was to get the job as the new caretaker……

  22. Melissa Hall says:

    (Say like a chearleader) D – E – A – T – H – Gooooooo Death! Yay!!!!!

  23. jeni macleod says:

    Drop dead gorgeous !

  24. Jack says:

    Rest in pieces, my beautiful Hyman. It hurt like hell to lose you but each day gets better.

  25. elotz says:

    Hi, my name is Tara.

  26. Janet says:

    Her virginity would be the death of her.

  27. Chris says:

    “Share the Memories”

  28. LocoVision says:

    Just a girl holding on to her hyman!

  29. Sharon says:

    There will always be and endless supply of Hymans….

  30. Randy Stevenson says:

    Drop dead legs!

  31. Erica says:

    “Daddy Hyman! This model shoot’s for YOU!”

  32. Dave Hall says:

    Rest in piece.

  33. J.T. says:

    Hyman, the memory of losing you has been drilled into my memory.

  34. Cliff Burton says:

    Hyman, meet hymen… oh, sorry, both are departed.

  35. Michael Rossiter says:

    “Gravedigger” She was tired of just being a golddigger.

  36. Mo says:

    Tina was tired of people calling her a slut…she was pretty sure that her senior photo would stop the teasing

  37. Justin in indy says:

    Good ol’ Uncle Buster would have been proud.

  38. Pat Angello says:

    Of course I’m a virgin! Why do you ask?

  39. Natalie says:

    Tiffany wanted a creative way to tell the world she had finally lost her virginity.

  40. Gary Viebranz says:

    Six inches under.

  41. Rich says:

    His first name was “Buster”

  42. Chris Brown says:

    I’ve heard of Chastity Belts, but this is ridiculous….

  43. Matt says:

    Drop Dead Gorgeous!

  44. Carl says:

    Instead of dancing on his grave, she decided to lounge on it.

  45. Marc P. says:

    “No. That is not what I meant when I asked if you wanted to go get high, man.”

  46. SweetFrog says:

    She doesn’t seem to mourn the death of her Hyman.

  47. easleyga says:

    I finally broke my Hyman!

  48. Jack says:

    Her Hyman was taken from her way too early.

  49. Melinda says:

    Celebrating her first time!

  50. James Purse says:

    Tina never knew what would eventually break her Hyman, until it was too late.

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