Graveyard Shift

June 28th, 2013

Graveyard Shift - Teens

Caption Winner: Mourning the loss of her Hyman.

(submitted by Brian Macinanti)

 

165 Responses to “Graveyard Shift”

  1. Ryan says:

    “They’ll never know it was me…”

  2. Jenn says:

    It’s definitely dead.

  3. K.Coop says:

    Careful, don’t bust it!

  4. S Turpin says:

    You asked for proof, didn’t you?

  5. concon says:

    it’s spelled hymen.

  6. A. Tag. says:

    It’ll take a jackhammer to break it.

  7. Bee says:

    “I’m just dying to show you something!” Or “remember me when I’m gone”. Or “R.I.P. I never knew how I’d feel once you were gone”

  8. Andrew says:

    I’m pretty sure those tights were designed to preserve the life of hers as long as possible.

  9. Anna H. says:

    They didn’t believe that I lost my virginity until I gave it a proper funeral.

  10. Mike says:

    Saying goodbye to the hyman meant getting on top of something rock hard.

  11. Joan D. says:

    She’s all “broken up” over it’s loss…

  12. Dawn D. says:

    You should see how many she had put up for her broken hearts….

  13. Mark V. says:

    Guys are DYING to get in there

  14. Mark says:

    Monumental Verification of Her Virginity

  15. Noelle Edens says:

    Buster Hyman…RIP

  16. RTW says:

    Mines NOT Dead!

  17. Laura says:

    Because all of life’s big moments deserve an awkward photo shoot.

  18. Kristen says:

    She was proud to know where her Hyman was.

  19. Kelly T says:

    You have only got one Hymen- use it wisely and make sure whoever you tell about it, takes it to their grave!

  20. Francine says:

    I told you I would get your man, you said over your dead body…we were both right.

  21. Harry says:

    My Hyman, we hardly knew you.

  22. Bryan D says:

    Don’t take my hyman for granite!

  23. Bobbi Garcia says:

    When she lost her Hyman it killed old man Hyman

  24. Heather says:

    She likes ‘em cold, stiff, and innocent.

  25. Matt W says:

    We loved Grampa Buster. His loss tore us apart!

  26. Powla says:

    Your Hyman was murdered. Stabbed to death. Those fishnet stockings are not going to bring it back!

  27. J. Sanchez says:

    Mary buries cherry.

  28. Cheryl C says:

    If I can just get close enough…It may come back.

  29. zeke eagleton says:

    She didn’t want to lose it, so she buried it.

  30. HoosierBoiler says:

    Yearly visit to Uncle Buster.

  31. C.L.M. says:

    She was serious about letting the town know she WAS her first time.

  32. John S says:

    She stuck the landing. And the coach.

    or

    They offer the most backgrounds in the business.

  33. Corie says:

    She needed to PROVE to her husband that HE was her first.

  34. Steve says:

    Creative ways to break it to mom and dad that you’re not their little girl anymore.

  35. Ashley says:

    “Death Becomes Her” lol

  36. Adam B. says:

    Katie’s father woke up to find his prayers had been answered and indeed it was “unbreakable”. Oh, and they lived in a cemetery for some reason.

  37. Jeff L says:

    Both have been gone for quite a long time…

  38. debby says:

    Patty didn’t lose her hyman; she visits every year.

  39. Susie P says:

    “It’s not how good I make it, it’s how I make it good”

  40. spidey says:

    My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the graveyard.

  41. Caitlyn says:

    A dead Hyman is a good Hyman

  42. Joe says:

    I guess we can take it for granite that her hyman is no more.

  43. Emily says:

    Tina’s becoming a nun – and vowing to take her hymen with her to the grave.

  44. Joe says:

    Hyman…was a real HeMan!

  45. Shane says:

    “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to bear witness to the loss of…virginity….”

  46. Jocasta Schroeder says:

    Some girls have a harder time letting go than others.

  47. Melialou says:

    Her father was the not the only thing she lost.

  48. Tim says:

    Jane had mixed feelings about her first time.

  49. Monica says:

    Another Hyman bites the dust.

  50. Stephen F. says:

    They asked me to wear something black and fancy to the funeral. So I thought it would be like my job interviews.

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