Caption Winner: Mourning the loss of her Hyman.
(submitted by Brian Macinanti)
“They’ll never know it was me…”
It’s definitely dead.
Careful, don’t bust it!
You asked for proof, didn’t you?
it’s spelled hymen.
It’ll take a jackhammer to break it.
“I’m just dying to show you something!” Or “remember me when I’m gone”. Or “R.I.P. I never knew how I’d feel once you were gone”
I’m pretty sure those tights were designed to preserve the life of hers as long as possible.
They didn’t believe that I lost my virginity until I gave it a proper funeral.
Saying goodbye to the hyman meant getting on top of something rock hard.
She’s all “broken up” over it’s loss…
You should see how many she had put up for her broken hearts….
Guys are DYING to get in there
Monumental Verification of Her Virginity
Mines NOT Dead!
Because all of life’s big moments deserve an awkward photo shoot.
She was proud to know where her Hyman was.
You have only got one Hymen- use it wisely and make sure whoever you tell about it, takes it to their grave!
I told you I would get your man, you said over your dead body…we were both right.
My Hyman, we hardly knew you.
Don’t take my hyman for granite!
When she lost her Hyman it killed old man Hyman
She likes ’em cold, stiff, and innocent.
We loved Grampa Buster. His loss tore us apart!
Your Hyman was murdered. Stabbed to death. Those fishnet stockings are not going to bring it back!
Mary buries cherry.
If I can just get close enough…It may come back.
She didn’t want to lose it, so she buried it.
Yearly visit to Uncle Buster.
She was serious about letting the town know she WAS her first time.
She stuck the landing. And the coach.
They offer the most backgrounds in the business.
She needed to PROVE to her husband that HE was her first.
Creative ways to break it to mom and dad that you’re not their little girl anymore.
“Death Becomes Her” lol
Katie’s father woke up to find his prayers had been answered and indeed it was “unbreakable”. Oh, and they lived in a cemetery for some reason.
Both have been gone for quite a long time…
Patty didn’t lose her hyman; she visits every year.
“It’s not how good I make it, it’s how I make it good”
My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the graveyard.
A dead Hyman is a good Hyman
I guess we can take it for granite that her hyman is no more.
This one is SO amazing. I had to comment on it. I can’t stop laughing…
Tina’s becoming a nun – and vowing to take her hymen with her to the grave.
Hyman…was a real HeMan!
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to bear witness to the loss of…virginity….”
Some girls have a harder time letting go than others.
Her father was the not the only thing she lost.
Jane had mixed feelings about her first time.
Another Hyman bites the dust.
They asked me to wear something black and fancy to the funeral. So I thought it would be like my job interviews.
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