Behind The Awkwardness: Boogie Nights

July 13th, 2013

“My Uncle Scott…. ‘And here I was at a crossroads in my life. Should I continue to sell women’s shoes…. go off to college…. or leverage the mustache and pursue a career in porn?’”

(submitted by Emily)

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6 Responses to “Behind The Awkwardness: Boogie Nights”

  1. Luuuucy! says:

    Long accustomed to being the shiniest thing on this side of the house, The Silver Downspout of Doom lurked in the background and plotted its revenge against the sparkly newcomer.

  2. Eoin says:

    Please tell me he chose the latter option (and include the website where I can see it).

  3. richard says:

    Awesome. This guy is totally a skinny version of my dad in the 70s.

  4. Claire's mom says:

    A whole lot of YES.

  5. Tim R says:

    This is very similar to the outfit I wore at my wedding, except I didn’t have the hair, mustache, or 70s-era ruffled shirt.

    • Whoa says:

      This is EXACTLY the outfit I wore at my wedding, and I DID have the hair, mustache, and 70s-era ruffled shirt. OMG…

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