The Bouquet Squat

December 14th, 2013

The Bouquet Squat - Behind The Awkwardness

“It was time for the bouquet toss, and after too much liquid courage… the maid of honor began to hike her dress up, and assume an athletic squat in hopes to catch the bride’s bouquet. The hiking and squatting created quite an audience of onlookers. Normally, I tend to hide my camera during moments like these. But the awkwardness was just too much! I had to take this photo. Needless to say, the maid of honor did NOT catch the coveted bouquet. But she sure had fun trying!”

(submitted by Alexandria of Alexandria Tyler Photography)

20 Responses to “The Bouquet Squat”

  1. note says:

    She didn’t need to catch the bouquet, she was primed and ready without it.

  2. Wayne says:

    Since it was a formal occasion she chose not to go commando – probably a good decision. Please tell me that’s not a string hanging down.

  3. Jeremy says:

    I’m ok with her shennanigans.

  4. Weddingcrasher says:

    That is a maid of honors dress? Wow

  5. Tuan says:

    I need to crash more weddings!

  6. She met her husband at this wedding.

  7. Erin says:

    I can’t really see what’s going on, I think we need a higher resolution photo. :)

  8. Rachelle says:

    I understand that she hiked up her dress, but where is it? It looks like she just has a tiny shirt on. At least she looks pretty darn good doing it.

  9. The Arquette Sisters says:

    She gets points for grooming if nothing else…

  10. Cliff says:

    The whole point of “winning” the bouquet toss is to snag a man, right? She just has a different strategy.

  11. PennyPinscher says:

    The world’s first twerk.

  12. RobertN says:

    I need to accept more wedding invitations.

  13. Melissa says:

    Grandpa with the camera in the background had no problem capturing the awkwardness either!! :)

  14. sunshynegrll says:

    Remember kids, showing your panties only gives you the advantage of distraction in the bouquet-catch if your competitors are either men or gay women.

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