Step Up

March 1st, 2014

Step Up - Christmas

“We received this in the mail from a family member for Christmas. Because who doesn’t love doing ballet on a crane?”

(submitted by Jordan)

41 Responses to “Step Up”

  1. Doug says:

    Personally, this is not Awkward…this is beautiful!

  2. jackie says:

    There’s something strangely beautiful about this pic!

  3. Canais says:

    Whether it’s a crane or a bulldozer, can we all agree that doing ballet on it is better than singing naked and crying on a wrecking ball, like what Miley Cyrus did?

  4. Melissa says:

    That’s a dozer.

  5. Emmafudd says:

    I wish that WAS a crane…so many punny “Crane Lake” jokes!

  6. Tatjana says:

    I’m shocked that you boys are confusing your construction/destruction/agricultural vehicles. Kind of sexist of me, eh?
    I love this image. I would actually hang it in my office.

  7. TipToeDude says:

    Maybe Jordan meant to say “Because who doesn’t love doing ballet in Ukraine?”

    • Eric says:

      Funnier than the picture! LOL

    • deb says:

      Funny you should say that. Years ago, we hosted two ballerinas from the Ukraine show who were performing in the Nutcracker in town. All they wanted to do was take pictures of themselves with our dog, smoke like fiends in our non-smoker home and shop for shoes.

  8. Ronda says:

    Backhoe! lol

  9. Wendy Jane says:

    I especially like the ray of light God is shining down on her. Awesome photo.

  10. Rotten Bottoms says:

    She thinks my tractor’s sexy!

  11. Naner says:

    I’m not a therapist but that may be a bulldozer

  12. Edward says:

    It’s actually a bulldozer not a crane. But still, it’s one of the more unique pictures I’ve seen on this site. You can’t get much more opposite than a piece of construction equipment and a ballet dancer. It’s a very weird picture. I’m not sure why someone would think of doing that.

  13. Jackie McG says:

    Oh My God how does she do that!?!

    I’ve never been able to keep my whites white in the woods or near a bull dozer!

  14. Capt. Obvious says:

    I just want to be like all the other people who commented the same thing “Thats not a crane thats a bulldozer.”

  15. joe says:

    That’s like a d2 dozer

  16. Bill Kenny says:

    I’m thinking maybe we’ve confused a Dear John with a John Deere.

  17. Mira says:

    Sorry to be the party pooper here, but that is a bulldozer. Not a crane. Does not even begin to resemble a crane.

  18. Sarcastro says:

    It makes perfect sense to do ballet on a crane. Ballet on a bulldozer, on the other hand, makes no sense.

  19. Huh says:

    Crane? That’s a bulldozer.

  20. Christine says:

    That’s really weird

  21. Mick says:

    Not awkward. Possibly award worthy.

  22. neil says:

    i like the dark area inside the dozer (from the trees) that makes it look like there is a big foot driving

  23. Nancy says:

    A crane? I don’t think so.

  24. Lee says:

    Yeah. Because a crane is a bird and not a bulldozer

  25. Keith says:

    I’m not an expert on heavy equipment, but I’m pretty sure that’s a tractor.

  26. Kacie says:

    It’s a bulldozer, not a crane.

    And what I find hilarious, is the beam of light that makes it appear as if she’s being beamed aboard an alien spaceship!

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