When The Sh#* Hits The Fan

May 30th, 2014

When The Sh#* Hits The Fan - Babies

“One day we went to change our two week old child. At that time the new doting daddy (me) took pictures of almost everything. Just as his nappy came off the poor little might projectile pooped straight into the whirling blades of a fan heater. It made quite a mess.”

(submitted by Andrew)

24 Responses to “When The Sh#* Hits The Fan”

  1. Persephone says:

    I laughed ’til I cried…

  2. carsch says:

    so it is possible.

  3. That Guy You Don't Know says:

    Finally the sh*t has hit the fan.

  4. Jeff says:

    And I thought that was just an expression!

  5. Newton says:

    Where were you when the s— hit the fan?

  6. Jen says:

    Mum looks SOO tired.

  7. Dan says:

    Wow and i thought a cat backing up to a space heater and “marking territory” was a bad smell. My dad didn’t realize it and turned it on, let’s just quartz heating element and cat pee probably smelled as horrible as this. lol

  8. CarrieM says:

    I could’ve lived without seeing that.

  9. Mamaspeak says:

    Too bad about your heater. You threw that out, right? There’s no recovering from that.

  10. Deborah says:

    Ohhh… you poor thing. I do not miss the baby stage. The good news is they do grow and stop doing that s%*t.

  11. Donna Lee says:

    “It” happens, most off with first born… We parents wise up fast… But hot fan and hot poopoo sure makes me want to leave the room… Soooo sorry but glad you got a photo to show the rest of us what we’ve missed!

  12. BlessedMama says:

    Those poopies can come out quite forcefully!

  13. Bearro says:

    Not having children makes me so happy when I look at this…

  14. LB says:

    Of course it had to be a heater fan. Of course.

  15. Thedude says:

    One day our kiddo did the “across the room projectile poop” on the doctors exam table during a checkup. I thought it was funny too, cause I had been the one changing him – I dodged the stream. My wife who was standing behind me was not so fortunate.

  16. plance116 says:

    I hope you’ve learned the trick of covering his little sprinkler – boys always wait until that stupid diaper is out of the way and you’re within firing range. A jar of FreshWave pearls may help with the aroma I’m sure the fan dispersed. You poor thing, I wouldn’t wish what happened to you on anybody!!

  17. LadyDo says:

    Babies are just so gross.

  18. MotherEarth says:

    Oh sh*t.

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