She wanted the option to change the channel.
(submitted by Matt)
“After the wedding, my husband’s friends drove to the reception and started calling repeatedly after about 10 minutes while we were trying to take the pictures. January in Nashville was cold – 19 degrees! It was cold, and we kept having to stop so he could answer the phone. Needless to say, after about the 3rd phone call, I had enough! (Note the fist.)”
Just because it’s the clarinet doesn’t mean you can’t shine.
(submitted by Mark)
“I really didn’t want my sister in this picture…so I pushed her out at the last second. Can you spot her?”
(submitted by Bekk)
“When I pick my nose, I choose to have it professionally documented.”
(submitted by Jami)