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Babies

The Smooshing

These parents decided to take a running start.

(submitted by Nancy)

The Pointer Sister

It isn’t polite to point.

(submitted by Dana)

Baby’s Day Out

Freud would have found a metaphor here.

(submitted by Stefanie)

*The Baby Grinder*

Oh, the joy of meat.

(submitted by Mandy)

The Blues

It’s not easy being in a room with no corners.

(submitted by Amber)

The Big Chill

Has anyone seen Kris Kringle?

(submitted by Brigid)

Time For Knight-Knight

It isn’t easy finding chain-mail armor in toddler sizes.

(submitted by Natalie)

Circus Circus

“My mother has this obsession with making clown outfits for people. One Christmas she had sewn clown outfits for me, my husband, my sister, her husband, and each of her 5 kids. That’s 9 total. She didn’t think it was weird at all. “Just keep it,” she said, “because you never know.” So I decided to make HER a clown outfit for her next birthday. That Christmas, this is what she asked for. We paid for her to go to Wal-Mart with the grandkids and get their photo taken.”

(submitted by ej)

Home For The Holidays

 

They’re coming.

(submitted by Annet)

The Hangover

It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”

(submitted by Beatrice)