“This is the inventive Dad of the day.”
“Have a baby, they said. It will be fun, they said. Decibel meter for reference.
For comparison, 109 decibels is louder than: a power mower, a subway train at 200 ft, a train whistle at 500 ft, a rock concert, and timpani drums.
“For when you want your kids to feel loved, but are too tired.”
“I could never game because of my toddler, so I finally bought a play pen.”
“My wife chronicles her motherhood in photos. Mainly it’s feet and buns in her face.”
“My friend looks like he has baby legs on his denim-colored couch.”
“I noticed it seemed like my friend had thrown that poor lady’s baby in the ocean.”
“My friend has a fantastic baby photo.”
Awkward Family Photos