Birthdays

Big Bird

“In 1986, all I wanted was big bird at my party. Mom and Dad nailed it.”

(via source)

The Dangers Of Joint Birthdays

“My son and daughter shared a birthday party on a trip home. I didn’t think this through.”

(submitted by Nicole)

Friendzoned

“Found an old birthday card from a girl while helping my parents move.”

(via source)

A Letter From Uncle Rico

“My brother-in-law wrapped this note around some lottery tickets and gave it to my 9-year-old for her birthday.”

(via source)

Damn You Autocorrect

A Scottish mother who intended to order a cake topped with a “wee blond girl” by text message was left dumbfounded when presented with a “wee blind girl” instead. The outrageous reason: autocorrect by her cell phone.

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Brotherly Love

“When your brother gets you a birthday cake.”

(via source)

The Safe Way

“We asked Safeway to make a Star Wars cake for our editor Frank. This is what they gave us.”

(via source)

Mazel Tov

“Found a priceless picture from my dad’s Bar Mitzvah. He’s the guy in the center holding the Playboy magazine.”

(via source)