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Christmas

Cannibal Christmas

“My brother labeled our Christmas leftovers so we could differentiate between our food and the dog’s. My mom gasped when she opened the fridge.”

(via source)

Reindeer Games

“Dad bought this sweater for $2 from Goodwill and wore it to the church Christmas party. He didn’t look too closely at the reindeer.”

(via source)

Give Me A Sign

“For the family Christmas photo, everyone had to make a sign with their relationship status. I’m single, so this was my sign.”

(via source)

Wet Christmas

“My youngest son peed all over Santa at the moment this picture was being taken, and Santa had some ‘choice words’ at that moment too. Meanwhile, my oldest son doesn’t know where a wristwatch goes.”

(submitted by Angie)

From Russia With Love

“Forget Halloween, Russian Christmas was twice as scary.”

(via source)

Some Very Bad Santas

When you think about it, Santa Claus sure seems like he’s on a bit of a high horse. Who is he, you might ask, to pass some moral judgment on us, and to dole out punishment...

Float On

“This is the photo my Grandmother sent out as her Xmas card in the early 70s. She didn’t like my Dad’s not-smiling face so she cut out one from a different picture, pasted it in place and sent it to the printers. Note the glue on my dad’s face where grandma had attempted to affix the smiling face before it shifted during printing completely unintentionally. Still one of the funniest things ever (still) sent to more than 200 friends and family.”

(submitted by Karrie)

The Knockout

“For my slightly belated birthday, I present the Christmas gift my granddad undoubtedly regretted most.”

(via source)

No Tags Necessary

“Uncle Steve never really liked surprises.”

(via source)

Cousin Eddie

“I work in waste water treatment. My parents wanted a picture for their Christmas cards.”

(via source)