Halloween

Scarecrows

“I was barely a month old and my parents my parents decided my first ‘outing’ should be a trip to the local mall. Not only were those mall scarecrows scarier than anything I’ve ever seen in a horror movie, I was doomed to live a life as a NY jets fan.”

(submitted by Tim)

Pumpkin Splatch

It wasn’t the costume he had envisioned.

(via reddit)

Ho Ho Halloween

“This is from 1988 I believe, I would have been 5.  While other little girls were dressing up as princesses, witches, or something cute, my mother decided to dress me as Santa Claus!  Because what 5 year old little girl wouldn’t want to be Santa for Halloween?  My sister was a duck, my mother convinced her she was dressed as Howard the Duck (I was so jealous!). Another one of my sisters is a dog, and my oldest sister was a fashionable 80’s fashionista (lucky!). That’s my mom in the picture, proudly showing off her misfit kids!”

(submitted by Jamie)

Mummified

“My dad was a history enthusiast. My mom a nurse. On a dark and stormy night they joined together and this is what happened.”

(submitted by Caroline)

The Clown In The Attic

It was worth it for the extra rent.

(via reddit)

Shine

There’s no place like homemade.

(via Imgur)

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The Metamorphosis

“A few years back, during Halloween, a friend’s mom took this photo with her son who was dressed as a bug. She refused to sit next to him!”

(submitted by Eric)