Halloween

Send In The Clowns - Halloween

Send In The Clowns

She brought extra face paint for them.

(submitted by Hugo)

Cone Of Silence - Behind The Awkwardness

Cone Of Silence

“Yes, this is my family. I am the smallest conehead. In a brilliant wave of genius, my mother thought she had come to the ultimate family Halloween costume. She found these smelly, rubber coneheads at a some long forgotten costume shop. We were all a little uncomfortable with it, but with only a few short days until Halloween complete with invite to yearly Halloween party, where were constantly berated and ridiculed for our costumes by this bougie family who seemingly had NO END to there arsenal of elaborate Halloween costume ideas.  So, we went to the party, and after a few dull roars from the crowd of party-goers, the bougie family swooped in to steal our thunder donned as the ENTIRE cast of the Never Ending Story…yep… even Valkor.”

(submitted by Maggie)

Off To See The Wizard - Couples

Off To See The Wizard

There’s no place like foreclosure.

(submitted by Christie)

Twilight - Halloween

Twilight

She is on Team Not Impressed.

(submitted by Miguel)

Dolloween - Halloween

Dolloween

Happy Halloween from AFP!

(submitted by Katelyn)

Dough Boy - Halloween

Dough Boy

When Mom comes up with our costume,  you can be sure she has thought it through.

(submitted by Donny)

Mr. Mom - Halloween

Mr. Mom

Some people can’t wait for Halloween.

(submitted by Janeen)

The Remix - Family Portrait

The Remix

A rare glimpse at what a meeting between the Civil War Era, Pacific Islanders, and a Hot Dog On A Stick employee would have looked like.

(submitted by Nancy)

Haunted House - Behind The Awkwardness

Haunted House

“This is me somewhere around 1981-82 with a demon at a local haunted house that ran every year. I was addicted to horror movies as a kid (and still am) so whenever the haunted house started up, I’d beg my mom let me to go in with the lights off.  After an endless amount of badgering, she finally let me go through in the dark. Expecting me to come running back out screaming, she stayed by the entrance only to see me come bouncing out the exit with a huge smile on my face. To commemorate this, she let me pose for a picture with the demon. As you can see, my smile refused to fade even a little bit and I was probably more than a little overdressed for the occasion.”

(submitted by Lonnie)

Behind The Awkwardness: Our Little Pumpkin - Behind The Awkwardness

Behind The Awkwardness: Our Little Pumpkin

“My 3 year old was very unhappy about his first preschool field trip even though it was to a fun pumpkin patch. He scowled at everyone and everything the entire time and was even madder after I coerced him to getting behind this pumpkin cut-out to take this picture… if looks could kill, I would have been dead immediately after taking this photo!”