“This is my older sister Angela’s wedding. They were wearing the hats because our mother said they made everyone look elegant. My sister had a 4th of July wedding because she is a redneck at heart and that is the reason of the red, white, and blue flowers and streamers. Oh, and one of the flowers girls had just puked.”
(submitted by Terri)
Only an American would be cocky enough to attempt a back-of-the-handshelf.
(submitted by Thomas)