Mom

She’s Got Legs

“My dad and mom were magicians touring with a circus when I was just a small kid. We have a set of promo shots taken in front of this weird clown poster. Among the good photos, there is also this one. Apparently, Mom got tired and went laying on the nearby bed while my dad was making funny faces to the camera and I seemed to be interested in the clown poster. Without knowing the backstory though, it looks like Dad did something suspicious with mom…”

(submitted by Mirella)

Not Buying It

“I tried to prank my Mom. She just took a photo and went inside.”

(via source

That’s Not A Meteor

“My mother-in-law bought a painting at Goodwill. She said it was a pretty sun with a meteor crashing into it.”

(via source)

Mommy Needs Botox

“This envelope had my Mother’s Day card inside. I asked him which Person was me? The one on the right he answered. Then I asked him what are those lines on my face? He said: ‘your forehead.'”

(submitted by Candy)

Mom Gets Baked

“Walked into the kitchen this morning and found out how my Mom is surviving the blizzard.”

(via source)

The Key To Mom’s Sexcess

“I lost my keychain. Luckily my seventy-one-year-old mother had a spare for me.”

(via source)

A Teenager’s Love

“This was a photo we took for the church directory. The church wouldn’t publish it.”

(submitted by Holly)

False Alarm

“Received a gift from my mother-in-law. This was the first item that came out of the box. Had a million questions.”

“Oh. Decanter.”

(via source