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Nerf Hair - Mom

Nerf Hair

Safe for kids.

(submitted by Angela)

Message On A Bottle - Mom

Message On A Bottle

The very rare non-suicide note.

(via source)

Mom Reviews Daughter’s Top On Amazon - Mom

Mom Reviews Daughter’s Top On Amazon

This mom purchased her 16 year-old daughter a top off Amazon that didn’t exactly cover enough. Here is her review:

Ladies Night - Mom

Ladies Night

Another successful match by Tinder.

(submitted by Jennifer)

Houston, We Have A Problem - Behind The Awkwardness

Houston, We Have A Problem

“So a few years back I was digging through old family photos at my mom’s house and I came across this magical gem from sometime around 1990. That is yours truly rockin’ the pink shorts around age 9 and that is my mom. This photo was taken in our old living room. Now, there was some major family drama regrading this specific photo because I swore to my mom, grandma, aunt, etc that the painting you see hanging in the background of this photo was of an astronaut taking a piss on the moon. My mother however refused the claim arguing she would never in a million years have been so ghetto as to have a painting of an astronaut pissing on the moon hanging in her living room. I argued the claim for 45 minutes but was outnumbered by the women in my family who accused me of nothing more than trolling. I however stood firm by my claim, trusting my memory wasn’t betraying me. This whole thing has since become a running joke on me, all of them ganging up on me to rub it in my face that I would think something so stupid and argue them over it…oh how I effing wanted a copy of this painting to prove them wrong!”

Then an old World of Warcraft friend sent this:

“VINDICATION AT LAST! The astronaut is indeed draining his lizard and no matter how much my family will try to deny it, I now have proof that at least at one point my mom had some pretty trashy ghetto taste for art. The interwebs is indeed a beautiful place. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to give my mother a ring.”

(via source)

Down Periscope - Mom

Down Periscope

“I’m having a vasectomy tomorrow and my mom got me a cake.”

(via source)

Nobody Will Nose - Behind The Awkwardness

Nobody Will Nose

“My mom got her nose done 2 days before family pictures. Sears told my mom there would be a fee if we rescheduled are family photos, so we decided to go anyways.”

(submitted by Alexis)

Diary of A New Mom - Babies

Diary of A New Mom

In 2012, Lucy Scott gave birth to her first baby. Despite her extensive pre-baby research, nothing prepared her for the momentous task of caring for this new little person and so,...
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Celebs

Curb Your Enthusiasm

“So my mom ‘met’ Larry David today.”

(via source)

Footloose - Mom

Footloose

It’s complicated.

(submitted by Cia)