Bottomless Christmas

Bottomless Christmas - Christmas

“This is my family’s Christmas photo in 2005. I’m not sure why my dad and brother would not put on pants.”

(submitted by Molly)

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Grabbing My Attention

Grabbing My Attention - Family Portrait

“I’m a photographer at a Sears Portrait Studio and I conned my mother and her new husband to come get some photos  made with me. I was having difficulty smiling without making the squinty-eye face.  I guess my mom was getting tired of waiting on me to finally get my act together, so she reached up and grabbed my boob to make me laugh.  This was the result. I couldn’t make that face again if I tried. Not surprisingly, this is my mother’s biggest and most natural smile in the whole 2 hour session! Mom’s poor new husband doesn’t even know what he got himself into…”

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Love At First Hate

Love At First Hate - Couples

“My girlfriend made me a jar of ’101 things she loves about me.’ As terrible as it may seem, I think this one is vital to a healthy relationship.”

(via source)

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Cheaper By The Dozen

Cheaper By The Dozen - Family Portrait

“This is a family photo circa 1997, of my grandmother and her grandchildren, (including me, the girl on the right in the pink dress and awful knockoff of the “Rachel” haircut.)  Clearly, all of us in the photo are a hot mess, considering not ONE person is looking at the camera, and most of the small children look as if they were subjected to the clown from the movie, “IT”, right before the picture was taken.”

(submitted by Alyson)

In Family Portrait • March 1st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Big Baby

Big Baby - Babies

“Between his giant, hairless head and his adorable neck wrinkles, my fiance, Andrew, still looks exactly like his baby pictures. The first time I visited his parents and saw the old photos, I knew what their Christmas present would be the next year.

I scanned in the original sepia toned baby pics, and spend a day demanding Andrew recreate them. This wasn’t as fun as we thought it would be, because it involved me directing Andrew to do impossible things like “make your chin more wrinkled, but don’t tip your head down. Look towards the sun, but don’t squint and don’t frown. Giggle like a baby! No, no, not like that. Be more cute! Eyes wider but also make your neck fatter and relax your shoulders! Stay still while a smear this donut on you.”  Anyway, we learned I’m bad at art directing and he’s real bad at being a baby, but the photo collage came out amazing. He’s adorable, then and now.”

(submitted by Katie)

In Babies • March 1st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Custody Battle

Custody Battle - Couples

“From 1999: a divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge.”

(via source)

In Couples • March 1st, 2016 • 3 Comments »

Earning Her Merit Badge

Earning Her Merit Badge - Kids

“My daughter had some fun with her girl scout troop this weekend.”

(via source)

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