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The Drunk Photographer

The Drunk Photographer - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my parents and siblings, taken on Mom and Dad’s 50th wedding anniversary. We had a big party for them and had arranged several photo shoots for a family picture. The photographer had arrived somewhat inebriated at our first location, which was an outdoor site, beautifully located in front of a lake. He had really gotten on Mom’s nerves because he was so obviously tipsy and kept egging her on to smile (which wasn’t one of her best assets). The last stop was his studio. Mom was on her last nerve and this is what we got.”

(submitted by Juli)

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Schoolhouse Rock

Schoolhouse Rock - Kids

“This is my kindergarten school photo. Everyone else in class had some sort of prop, like a baseball bat, basketball, their favorite doll, etc. I felt extremely left out, so I decided to hold my chunk of cement that I (for some weird reason) was carrying around in my backpack. I wish I could have seen my parents face when I came home with my pictures.”

(submitted by Lindsey)

 

In Kids • March 31st, 2016 • 4 Comments »

Semi Formal

Semi Formal - Dad

“After spending a few hours getting ready for my junior prom (back in 1998), we had to do some family “portraits”. Apparently my father thought a bathrobe was appropriate attire for these.”

(submitted by Heather) 

In Dad • March 31st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

1998: A Clown Odyssey

1998: A Clown Odyssey - Family Portrait

“I am in this photo on the right-hand side, dressed as the ‘sad’ clown. My dad (in the middle) used to do clown shows for kids’ birthday parties so he had this ‘wonderful’ idea to dress us all as clowns and take a family photo. The doll on my step-mom’s lap is to represent my unborn brother who was still ‘in the oven’ at the time.

The part I remember most about this was walking around all day dressed as a clown. We went to several different photo places before finally getting the pics done, if I remember correctly, but I don’t recall why. I just remember going to different places that day and everyone was staring at us!”

(submitted by Daniel) 

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

The Wine Trap

The Wine Trap - Couples

“My husband has a glass or two of wine the nights before his days off. He always falls asleep halfway into glass number two. It never fails.”

(via source)

In Couples • March 31st, 2016 • 3 Comments »

Salon-Quality Disappointment

Salon-Quality Disappointment - Family Portrait

“This is me after my gran decided to cut all my hair off. I had long hair down my back until she chopped it all off. Yes, I am a girl :(”

(submitted by Claire) 

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Everything’s Better With Rainbows

Everything’s Better With Rainbows - Kids

“My kindergarten teaching experience in a nutshell.”

(via source)

In Kids • March 31st, 2016 • 2 Comments »
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