“When pub staff t-shirts go wrong.”
“My daughter made a friend at DragonCon, but he wasn’t too sure about her.”
“This is my girlfriend’s actual, state-given license plate: PRN-6969.”
The day your child (or any family member) walks down the aisle is a happy one–or, at least it’s supposed to be. With so many marriages ending in a split, it’s no surprise that the families could see the warning signs from the outset. When relatives of doomed couples were asked in a recent Reddit thread if they could spot any of these warning signs, they dished. These aren’t mere gut feelings that their loved one was making a mistake; these are big, bright red flags flapping in the wind, with a loudspeaker blaring “THIS IS A RED FLAG” next to them, obvious to everyone BUT the newlyweds. Enjoy the gallery below.
“Have a baby, they said. It will be fun, they said. Decibel meter for reference.
For comparison, 109 decibels is louder than: a power mower, a subway train at 200 ft, a train whistle at 500 ft, a rock concert, and timpani drums.
“The boy never figured out why I told him to stand there.”
(submitted by Mike)