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Bean Machines - Family Portrait

Bean Machines

“My grandmother worked at the Blytheville (AR) Canning Company when I was a kid (owned by Bush’s). At one point, she presented us with matching shirts for Showboat Beans… I’m guessing “Bean Machine” would be powered by flatulence? My mother had the grand idea of a (rare) family photo of us in said shirts. I’m the little kid on the right who can’t close her mouth (still true). IDK if my brother was sticking his tongue out at the photographer or if it had been at me. My mom’s 70’s-era hair is just awesome, as is my dad’s porn-stache (which was usually accompanied by a full beard that he’d just shaven–scaring the bejeebies out of 3-year-old-me). My grandmother passed away ten years ago, and this was a treasured photo still proudly on display in her house when we emptied it out.”

(submitted by Beth)

Forgery Fail - Kids

Forgery Fail

“My 7-year-old’s first attempt at forging a note from me to my wife. Nailed it.”

(via source)

Fish People - Couples

Fish People

“What was intended to be a mockery of people who take portraits with their pets now makes us mock-worthy.”

(submitted by Christina) 

A Baby’s Life - Dad

A Baby’s Life

“When daycare, completely serious, asks my friend to answer stupid questions about his 11-month-old’s personality, it is inevitable they’ll receive stupid answers.”

(via source)

Dad Has No Idea - Dad

Dad Has No Idea

We were posing for family photos as a gift to my parents on their 40th Wedding anniversary. Little did dad know his son decided this terrifying grimace was better then the requested happy smiles.

(submitted by Kelly)

Backsplash - Babies

Backsplash

“Dinner was on the wife last night.”

(via source)

Facts About Dad - Dad

Facts About Dad

“First grade homework assignment. Happy Father’s Day…”

(via source)

Why We’re All Broke - Random

Why We’re All Broke

“Why did we think this was going to be cute?”

(submitted by Amber)

Bourne To Be Awkward - Celebs

Bourne To Be Awkward

“Here’s a photo of Matt Damon when he was twelve.”

(via source)

Freebird - Pets

Freebird

“This is my friend posing with his older sister. It looks like she’s riding on his back, but actually he’s wearing her shoes on his hands. Perched upon her shoulder is my friend’s beloved bird, Sebastian.”

(submitted by Amanda)