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Thanksgiving Fashion

Thanksgiving Fashion - Dad

“My Dad likes to keep us guessing with his Thanksgiving fashion.”

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In Dad • January 23rd, 2017 • 1 Comment »

Dad’s Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They’re Funny

Dad’s Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They’re Funny - Photos

Being a parent means being exposed to bodily fluids, so regularly that you become immune to them. Well, most of the time–occasionally a situation becomes so gnarly it can make even the hardiest of parents nauseous. That’s what happened to father Ben Patterson, whose son Declan retched so badly in his car seat that Ben had to share it with his wife via text. And lucky for us, he also shared those texts with the Internet.

Ben tells his wife that after Declan threw up, the smell was so bad that he himself threw up. It’s rough being a sympathetic puker. His wife didn’t respond. (Understandable.)

Then, things got worse.

That’s right. Both a bystander AND the cops thought Ben was drunk, and he had to pass a breathalyzer before getting back in the car.

After that, there wasn’t much for Ben to do but send a few more futile texts to his wife, who continued to stay silent.

“Rotting whale blubber” is something we’ve never smelled, but somehow we know it’s a dead-on description. Stay safe out there, parents.

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In Photos • January 20th, 2017 • Add A Comment »

Not Part Of The “In” Crowd

Not Part Of The “In” Crowd - Kids

“Just found an old school picture. Guess which one I am.”

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In Kids • January 20th, 2017 • Add A Comment »

How Grandma Got Her Groove Back

How Grandma Got Her Groove Back - Grandma

“Was visiting my grandma and found this photo of her New Year’s cruise. What the hell, grandma?!”

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In Grandma • January 20th, 2017 • Add A Comment »

Making A Splash

Making A Splash - Photos

“Found this old photo. It sums up my high school experience.”

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In Teens • January 20th, 2017 • Add A Comment »

Engage This

Engage This - Black And White

“My sister got engaged at a baseball game. Somebody wasn’t happy about it.”

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In Black And White • January 20th, 2017 • Add A Comment »

Selfie Expression

Selfie Expression - Mom & Dad

“We decided to spoof my son’s Facebook profile photo. How did we do?”

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In Mom & Dad • January 20th, 2017 • 1 Comment »
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