“A fire alarm went off while my friend was getting a root canal…”
“Twenty years later.”
“My friend’s daughter decided she could find the ‘band-aids’ on her own.”
Uh, it was supposed to say “Happy Bastille Day.”
“The photographer thought it would be funny to have all the groomsmen run away from the bridesmaids…on a cold March Chicago day. Plastic bottom shoes. Face plant.”
“Yeah, so I heard my best friend was made into a meme called the 60 year-old girl?”
That was me texting my mom… I really hate auto correct.
(submitted by Winter)