Love can wait. That text cannot.
“It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today and her mom sent her an Edible Arrangement. Whoever transcribed her mother’s message must have been drunk.”
“I got attacked by a bug at my sister’s wedding. I didn’t realize that the photographer was going to capture my fear.”
“I found an old picture today. This is from the first (and last) time my Uncle was allowed to babysit me.”
More fake reviews planted in real places by comedian Jeff Wysaski.
“Dad wanted the mohawk to be worn like a comb over but mom thought it should be worn proud. Mom was a lot cooler than you would expect.”
(submitted by Chris)