Photos
Dads For Sale
“I made a fake Father’s Day sale flyer and put it in my neighbor’s mailboxes.”
h/t: Obvious Plant
The Woodsman
“At our wedding, my husband posed for a picture with his close friend’s wife while his close friend relieved himself close by. The photographer caught it all! Open bar!”
(submitted by Troy)
Wax On, Wax Off
“This is a photo of me when I met Pat Morita roughly half a year before he passed away. He was getting honored at an Asian award show that I was volunteering at, and when he walked by he pointed at me and said ‘I want that hair!’
He was being followed by a bunch of other photographers and one of them said to take a picture with the guy with the crazy hair. He immediately went up to the wall and put his hands up on it, so I pretty much said to myself “ok, I guess I’m frisking Pat Morita”.
I was quick enough to give my camera to a friend of mine and she took the photo that you see here. My moment with Pat was super brief but I’ll never forget it!”
(via source)
The 1865 Version Of Tinder
“A man advertising for a wife in Maine, 1865.”
CHANCE FOR A SPINSTER–a young man in Aroostook County, Maine advertising for a wife, speaks of himself as follows: “I am eighteen years old, and have a good set of teeth and believe in Andy Johnson, the star spangled banner, and the 4th of July. I have taken up a State lot, cleared 18 acres last year, and seeded ten of it down. My buckwheat looks first rate, and the oats and potatoes are bully. I have got nine sheep, a two-year-old bull, and two heifers, besides a house and barn. I want to get married. I want to buy bread-and-butter, hoop skirts, and waterfalls for some person of the female persuasion during life. That’s what’s the matter with me. But I don’t know how to do it.”
(via source)
7 Going On 47
“A gem I found of my sister-in-law. I will call her ‘Razz-A-Ma-Tazz’ for her upside-down shades.”
(via source)
The Glamor Monster
“I did an image search on my glamour photo and these were the closest lookalike photos. Glamorous? I was anything but.”
(submitted by Sarah)
Pelican Brief
“My grandma got bit by a pelican on the pier and then began to scold it.”
(via source)
