But there’s a 10% chance that it’s not.
“I’m not sure what was going on, but I didn’t want anyone near me.”
(submitted by Heather)
“About a decade ago, my dad had a phase of hyper-intense community involvement. He somehow came up with with the idea of putting a piano on a rented Segway and having me play patriotic tunes while riding in the local 4th of July parade to promote a local politicians election campaign. Predictably, the keyboard idea didn’t pan out, so he just had us bedazzle it in America and call it a day. This was that day.”
(submitted by Alex)