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Excitable Dad

Excitable Dad - Dad

“This is from my sister’s sweetheart ball. When Mom got the photo back she realized there was something wrong with Dad’s face.”

(submitted by Stephanie)

In Dad • February 13th, 2017 • Comments Off on Excitable Dad

A Closer Look At A Literary Classic

A Closer Look At A Literary Classic - Photos

Sometimes, an event happens that causes you to re-evaluate everything you know about life and truth. Like when you learn there’s an actual romance novel depicting a relationship between a woman and a grizzly bear. Lest you think this is some kind of a joke, trust us when we say this is one hundred percent real. Originally uncovered by the heroes at Awful Library Books, Bear was written in 1976 by Marian Engel, who’s from Canada. (Could she be from anywhere else???) It follows a protagonist named “Lou,” a meek librarian who’s unsatisfied with her current love life, (is there any other type of romance novel heroine?) and embarks on a relationship with a real, actual bear.

You know bears. The animals that in caves and eat salmon.

Some think of Bear as a metaphor for the inter-connectedness of all living things. Others think it’s just a particularly unique romance novel. But the nation of Canada thinks it’s a literary classic. That’s right. In 1976, it won the Governor General’s Literary Award!!! That’s a real award that’s still presented today. Other winners of the award include The Handmaiden’s Tale and The English Patient.

Those two classics are officially equal with a book about a lady getting freaky with a bear.

The Governor General wasn’t alone in loving it, though. Look at the book’s back cover, full of glowing blurbs from some of the world’s best newspapers:

Why wasn’t I lucky enough to find out about this back when I was doing book reports for school?!

After learning Bear exists, my biggest question, (after “How did this get published?” “How anyone think this was an idea worth pursuing?” and “WHAAAAAAAA?”), was, just what sort of person would write a book like this? Who is Marian Engel? Let’s check out her bio.

That’s her resume?! She was all, “Normal book, normal book, normal book,” and then, “You know what? I think for my next one, I’ll write about a lady having sex with a bear!”

That happened in real life on the planet we all live on.

I will say this, though. If you think about it, dating a bear does makes sense. Since they hibernate half the year, you definitely wouldn’t be lacking your personal space.

In Random Awkwardness • February 10th, 2017 • 2 Comments »

Making Faces

Making Faces - Family Portrait

“Yeah! The first photo, I’m the one making the ridiculous face. Those were for the church directory and the photographer kept saying: everyone smile now! And I kept making silly faces. My mom was so mad when she saw them! This one was the most normal of the bunch.”

(submitted by Rachel)

In Family Portrait • February 10th, 2017 • Comments Off on Making Faces

Psycho

Psycho - Photos

“My husband’s senior picture from 1992. I should have looked at this before agreeing to marry him, lol.”

(submitted by Cindi)

In School Photos • February 10th, 2017 • Comments Off on Psycho

Schoolhouse Rock

Schoolhouse Rock - Kids

“My brother pays $15,000 a year to send his kids to private school. This was the first grader’s homework.”

(via source)

In Kids • February 10th, 2017 • 2 Comments »

Baby Stylin’

Baby Stylin’ - Babies

“People kept commenting on how much hair our baby son has. Naturally this was the next step.”

(via source)

In Babies • February 10th, 2017 • Comments Off on Baby Stylin’

My Brother, The Cupid

My Brother, The Cupid - Couples

“This is my second cousin ‘Jessica’ who happens to be engaged to the man holding the heart. They both work at the library. The Cupid here is her brother. This is the engagement photo they used in their wedding invitation.”

(submitted by Liz)

In Couples • February 10th, 2017 • Comments Off on My Brother, The Cupid
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