What part of our body doesn’t deserve a belt?
(submitted by Ashley)
Just because you’re on a flume doesn’t mean you can’t find time to do other things.
(submitted by Jason)
“This photo was taken in the early 90′s. I am the Pink Panther and the Michelin man’s hybrid in the middle. I still wonder if that visit to the ski resort was a last minute decision, because that’s the only explanation I can find for our outfits. My mom is now 71 and she always wears trousers, what on Earth made her think a leather jacket and a skirt would be a proper outfit for the snow? And what about my dad– did he have all his snow clothes in the washing machine? Have you seen those sunglasses? My eyes are bleeding.”
(submitted by Veronica)
“I won every academic award possible– math, history, English, science, and computer science. Plus mock trial award. 8th grade. Hotness.”
(submitted by Paul)