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Involuntary Muppetslaughter

“My son unknowingly murdered Big Bird today…”

(via source)

How To Label Your Family

“My Mom labeled this family photo for us kids before we died so we would know who was who, and who was a bitch.”

(via source)

Best Sister Ever

“Girlfriend’s brother was very honest today.”

(via source)

Fight Of The Bumblebee

“This photo was taken at a Halloween party when I was about 7 or 8 years old.  The party was hosted by a co-worker of my Mom’s and she insisted that my family wear matching costumes.  My Dad was none too thrilled about this and refused for a long time.  In fact it took several beers to get him into those tights.  I don’t remember feeling one way or the other about it, but the look on my face says it all.  And the look on Mom’s face tells just how pleased she was with her grand idea.  That year my Mom decided to use this photo as our family Christmas card, which did not go over well for Dad when he walked into our family optometrist’s office and was greeted with, ‘Hey, you’re the bee guy!'”

(submitted by Carrie… who is awesome)

Howl

“When I was twelve, I was attacked by a howler monkey in Costa Rica. My Dad runs a tour and travel company down there, and I found this postcard on his rack.”

(via source)

I Should Have Been On Drugs

“This is probably one of the worst school pictures ever. I must have been laughing when he took the picture. But why would my mom send me out like that with my hair like that, knowing that it was picture day? Everyone who sees it asks me, “Were you on drugs?”, my response was “No!”, but I should have been. I am a fairly good looking guy, I promise.”

(submitted by Marty) 

Dress Code

“My siblings were in a heated debate regarding what colors to wear for family pictures. My mom was sick of the argument so she said, ‘Just wear whatever!’….after my little brother and I showed up wearing this, she will never say that again.”

(submitted by Andy)

The Best Medicine

“My cousin is sick, so her kid sent this to his best friend’s Mom.”

(via source)

The Hang Over

“My Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon. I sent her this picture.”

(via source)

Wet Christmas

“My Mom told my Dad he better not embarrass her at Grandma’s this year. He showed up to Christmas dinner dressed like this.”

(via source)