Photos

Beam Me Up - Pets

Beam Me Up

This dog was starting to tire of the abductions.

(submitted by Celeste)

Role Reversal - Christmas

Role Reversal

Every now and then, Santa just wants to take a photo with you.

(submitted by Doug)

Heads Up - Family Portrait

Heads Up

You have to earn your torso in this family.

(submitted by Nicholas)

Show Dog - Pets

Show Dog

This dog is wondering if the treats are really worth it.

(submitted by Kate)

Handle With Care - Pets

Handle With Care

This one will spray you if you don’t touch it.

(submitted by Chuck)

Bon Voyage - Christmas

Bon Voyage

After sorting through all of the candidates for the holiday card, the Oxenfeldts knew this was the one.

(submitted by Evan)

The Wedge - Family Portrait

The Wedge

This child shows no remorse about splitting her parents up.

(submitted by Emily)

Ketchup - Birthdays

Ketchup

“That’s me sandwiched between my fraternal twin aunts on their 16th birthday. Aside from the random Ketchup bottle, I particularly enjoy the ashtray and paddle in the forefront. I suspect my sour expression has something to do with the latter. I dont know why my aunts look so pissed, after all; they got matching feather boas and 7-UP bottles.”

(submitted by Abril)

Behind The Awkwardness: Stampede - Pets

Behind The Awkwardness: Stampede

“If it weren’t for “vigilant” mothering and quick intervention, I could have been trampled by a herd of goats when I was 4 yrs old. I can’t imagine the impact that such a scene would have had on my equally tender and dutiful sister, who perpetually wore her school gym uniform outside of class.”

(submitted by Katie)

The Cradle - Pets

The Cradle

Look what the cat dragged in.

(submitted by Katie)