It’s the journey not the destination.
(submitted by Helen)
The only way out of this marriage is over the barb-wire fence.
(submitted by Annabelle)
“My 3 year old was very unhappy about his first preschool field trip even though it was to a fun pumpkin patch. He scowled at everyone and everything the entire time and was even madder after I coerced him to getting behind this pumpkin cut-out to take this picture… if looks could kill, I would have been dead immediately after taking this photo!”
First one to call it gets to be “ghosted.”
(submitted by Patrick)
“After the wedding, my husband’s friends drove to the reception and started calling repeatedly after about 10 minutes while we were trying to take the pictures. January in Nashville was cold – 19 degrees! It was cold, and we kept having to stop so he could answer the phone. Needless to say, after about the 3rd phone call, I had enough! (Note the fist.)”
Just because it’s the clarinet doesn’t mean you can’t shine.
(submitted by Mark)
It was a slow day for the bunny.
(submitted by Cassie)
Every princess will someday find their fair pig.
“I really didn’t want my sister in this picture…so I pushed her out at the last second. Can you spot her?”
(submitted by Bekk)
“This is my Grandpa. He took this photo as a self-portrait. I think he was trying to show his sense of humour and laugh a little.”
(submitted by Jacob)