Photos

Mrs. Cellophane

And it keeps the baby fresh.

(submitted by Fran)

The Screaming Nun

Oh, Lord.

(submitted by Sarah)

Poland Bear

This is why you visit Zacopane.

(submitted by Sue in the UK)

The Towel

“This is a recent photo of a family friend in the midst of her pregnancy. Nothing says tender loving mom-to-be more than a pin up bathing suit and sexy heels. The white towel is there just in case her water breaks.”

(submitted by Marie)

Insane Clown Posse

“This is my husband and his younger brother dressed as clowns.  Their Mother (my Mother-in-law) decided that for Mother’s Day one year that she would dress her 2 sons as clowns and have their portraits taken.  So, she proceeded to dress them up in homemade outfits and her own makeup.  On the way to Sears, the younger brother was crying hysterically and that is why he is not a “happy clown,” and his face is smeared.  I have this picture hanging in our hallway of our home just to remind myself that I am now a part of a dysfunctional but awesome family! Now we have two sons together ages 3 and 4… question is, should I carry on the tradition?”

(submitted by Whitney)

The Seduction

“This is a photo of my Ma and Pop out on a date in the ’80s. My mom must have followed the instructions on my father’s shirt, because 9 months later I was born!”

(submitted by Cleitus)

Necking

She would never wear that perfume again.

(submitted by Annabelle)

Last Supper

And you’ll be playing the role of Judas.

(submitted by Robert)