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The Wedge

This child shows no remorse about splitting her parents up.

(submitted by Emily)

Ketchup

“That’s me sandwiched between my fraternal twin aunts on their 16th birthday. Aside from the random Ketchup bottle, I particularly enjoy the ashtray and paddle in the forefront. I suspect my sour expression has something to do with the latter. I dont know why my aunts look so pissed, after all; they got matching feather boas and 7-UP bottles.”

(submitted by Abril)

Behind The Awkwardness: Stampede

“If it weren’t for “vigilant” mothering and quick intervention, I could have been trampled by a herd of goats when I was 4 yrs old. I can’t imagine the impact that such a scene would have had on my equally tender and dutiful sister, who perpetually wore her school gym uniform outside of class.”

(submitted by Katie)

The Cradle

Look what the cat dragged in.

(submitted by Katie)

Saturday Night Special: Welcome To The Dollhouse

“This photo is from my 8th birthday. My grandmother bought me this American Doll for Christmas the year prior, along with glasses to “make me feel better” about getting some myself, and she apparently thought it was a good idea to be photographed with the doll on birthday. Wow, Grandma, the doll hovering over my head wasn’t creepy at all…not at all.”

(submitted by Keeley)

Happy Days

This man expresses his joy on the inside.

(submitted by Gemini)

New Kid In Town

For Maggie Moo, four is a crowd.

(submitted by Jake)

Burn Unit

“My mom is not willing to give to the world her cure for sunburns, fortunately.”

(submitted by Diego)

Just My Lick

Don’t blame her– she was told to act natural.

(submitted by Kandee)

Garden Of Eden

She thought offering an apple would be too subtle.

(submitted by Ashley)