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Bumper - Pregnancy

Bumper

What’s pregnant about this picture?

(submitted by Natalie)

The Chug - AFP Hall Of Fame

The Chug

“This is a picture of my family on Easter sometime in the 90’s. I’m on the right with the stonewashed pink pants, mullet to match my older brother’s. The only thing in this picture that focuses the awkwardness away from me is my Grandpa in the next room slamming what I hope to be his first Easter beer of the day because if memory serves me correctly, we always took our pictures before church”

(submitted by Phil)

Potty Mouth - Behind The Awkwardness

Potty Mouth

This picture was taken at my wedding, which took place outdoors and yes we did have a port-a-potty for our guests. My uncle was the photographer and this was a sign of his “professionalism.”

(submitted by Katie)

Firehouse Dog - Pets

Firehouse Dog

Even the Dalmatian felt the concept was contrived.

(submitted by Tim)

The Klingers - AFP Hall Of Fame

The Klingers

“We’re a closely knit family in case you didn’t notice.”

(submitted by Lindsay)

American Dream - Pets

American Dream

The house, the car, and the llamas.

(submitted by Tim)

Condolences - Family Portrait

Condolences

“I’m in red, with my 2nd cousin and her grandmother (which was my grandmother’s sister.) We’re standing in a family cemetery, in front of my great-grandfather’s tombstone. Why in the heck are we posing with Cabbage Patch dolls? ‘cuz it was cool. We certainly weren’t.”

(submitted by Julie)

Saturday Night Special: Ready For My Closeup - Pets

Saturday Night Special: Ready For My Closeup

They’re not with me.

(submitted by Loren)

Sausage For Dinner - Behind The Awkwardness

Sausage For Dinner

At least, I think it’s a sausage. This is my mother and two of her sisters-in-law. My dad is taking the picture, and it looks like they are competing for his attention each in her own way.”

(submitted by Blueberry)

Night Moves - Family Portrait

Night Moves

One of dad’s many talents is wearing suits.

(submitted by Laura)