It only comes around once a year, so you might as well enjoy it.
(submitted by Carly)
When this man says he’s “blow-drying the pig,” he is in fact blow-drying the pig.
(submitted by Amy)
She couldn’t understand why Snuffy was always trying to smoke his treats.
(submitted by Jackie)
“Bennie, we are sure, grows thumbs when we leave him. He has separation anxiety and he hates being left alone so he managed to push open a window on the second floor and scale up to the peak of the third floor. He was looking for his “people!”
(submitted by Cathie)