Now if he can just get the ears in order.
(submitted by Roger)
Guilty by association.
(submitted by Alexandria)
Background is foreground.
She hadn’t quite gotten used to her special skills.
(submitted by Bruce)
Not everybody was so thrilled about the new addition to the family.
(submitted by Kirtsten)
Don’t make them get a fourth ‘cus they’ll do it.
(submitted by John)
“I had a ball python named Richard Parker a few years back. He’d hang out on my shoulder from time to time. One afternoon, he coiled himself around my nose and retreated to the brim of my hat. He will be fondly remembered for this and his penchant for getting stuck behind the washing machine.”
(submitted by Drew)
“This is a photo of me and my two roommates and our pets. They have two cats and I just have a plant.”
(submitted by Leah, Christen, and Emily)
They will burn you up.
(submitted by Lucas)
There’s always a camera hog.
(submitted by Peggy)