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Pregnancy

7th Inning Stretch

She should only hope it will be the size of a baseball.

(submitted by Antonio)

Alice In Wonderland

They chose the blue pill.

(submitted by Janet)

Target Practice

Yep, that should cancel the noise.

(submitted by Melanie)

Soiled

The doctor did tell her that she was fertile.

(submitted by Janice)

Bareback

It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

(submitted by Grace)

Feel The Heat

She had accused him of being too hands off.

(submitted by Jean)

It’s A Boy!

Apparently, she had scheduled a C-section.

(submitted by L)

Mrs. Cellophane

And it keeps the baby fresh.

(submitted by Fran)

The Towel

“This is a recent photo of a family friend in the midst of her pregnancy. Nothing says tender loving mom-to-be more than a pin up bathing suit and sexy heels. The white towel is there just in case her water breaks.”

(submitted by Marie)

Tiny Dancer

She was really hoping her baby would come out dancing-shoes first.

(submitted by Andina)