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Diamond In The Rough

“While preparing for my garage sale, I found a pendant my ex gave me. I decided to be a little creative in selling it.”

(via source)

A Nutty Aroma

“My dad bought a new candle. He’s amused.”

(via source)

Ask Greg

“When I got married last year I loved the trend of ‘naked cakes.’ At that time the trend was relatively new and the bakery asked for pictures. According to my receipt, if you want a naked picture, you should ask ‘Greg.'”

(submitted by Kelsey)

Hello Gravity

“The moment I lost my glasses.”

(via source)

The Definition Of Marriage

“I found one of my tests from 2nd grade, I am now in 11th, and I totally had a misconception of marriage. (See the last answer.)”

(submitted by Ivan)

Sky Feud

“Found this while looking up my house on Google maps. Turns out my neighbors don’t get along.”

(via source)

Pizza Time

“So my friend did something really dumb today.”

(via source)

Ringdingdiddyiddyumdumda

“My neighbor’s daughter has the craziest middle name. After years of taking his word for it, I asked her father for proof.”

(via source)