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The Noise Complaint

“My pregnant mom was staying at a hotel in 1989, retching and dry heaving. The hotel staff sent her this complaint thinking the noises were ‘oragies.'”

(via source)

Welcome To Celebrity Jeopardy

“I guess they’re trying to be festive?”

(via source)

Vanity Fair

“Is it ‘Nicest Mom,’ ‘NC State Mom,’ or…”

(via source)

Shoulda Gone With “Pixie”

“So this came with my daughter’s craft set.”

(via source)

Ken Doll Gets A Makeover

Last year, Barbie unveiled a new line of diverse dolls, with three different body types, seven skin tones, and 22 eye colors. Seriously, though, we do applaud their efforts. But...

The 1865 Version Of Tinder

“A man advertising for a wife in Maine, 1865.”

CHANCE FOR A SPINSTER–a young man in Aroostook County, Maine advertising for a wife, speaks of himself as follows: “I am eighteen years old, and have a good set of teeth and believe in Andy Johnson, the star spangled banner, and the 4th of July. I have taken up a State lot, cleared 18 acres last year, and seeded ten of it down. My buckwheat looks first rate, and the oats and potatoes are bully. I have got nine sheep, a two-year-old bull, and two heifers, besides a house and barn. I want to get married. I want to buy bread-and-butter, hoop skirts, and waterfalls for some person of the female persuasion during life. That’s what’s the matter with me. But I don’t know how to do it.” 

(via source)

The Walking Dead

“My wife is a water-colorist. Here’s a painting she made for our niece.”

(via source, painting by Beth Trott, who is awesome)

An Affair To Remember

“Just another day in my neighborhood.”

(submitted by Ana Mia)

Naughty Donuts

“We got donuts for my son to bring to school for his sixth birthday.”

(via source)

Diamond In The Rough

“While preparing for my garage sale, I found a pendant my ex gave me. I decided to be a little creative in selling it.”

(via source)