Random

Fabric Softener

“Tenants complained that when they used the dryer their clothes smelled like urine. Did some investigation and solved the case.”

(via source)

Message Sent

“My buddy kept asking to use my Amazon Prime, so I loaded up my cart before letting him log in.”

(via source)

Get Out And Get Lucky

“My hometown newspaper did a front page article about me. I had recently received notice I had 5 nature photos in our state conservation calendar. The author interviewed my husband and me. She asked me for a tip to get good nature photos. I said get out there. The more you are out the more you see. My husband commented that people said I was lucky but the harder I work the luckier I am. That became the headline ” Get out there and get lucky”. My girls loved it and had t-shirts made.”

(submitted by Becky)

Sleep Mode

“How my professor puts her computer to sleep.”

(via source)

Dirty Minds

“Church member couldn’t stop giggling as he showed me this door and said, ‘Remind you of anything?’ He’s 84.”

(via source)

Portrait Of A Stranger

“I found this random painting in a thrift store that looks disturbingly like me.”

(via source)

The Biggest Sweet Tooth

“My family assumed I would eat everything.”

(via source)

Restaurant Camo

“Waiting on food at a restaurant and realized I had the same fashion sense as the table.”

(via source)