Random

Dirty Minds

“Church member couldn’t stop giggling as he showed me this door and said, ‘Remind you of anything?’ He’s 84.”

(via source)

Portrait Of A Stranger

“I found this random painting in a thrift store that looks disturbingly like me.”

(via source)

The Biggest Sweet Tooth

“My family assumed I would eat everything.”

(via source)

Restaurant Camo

“Waiting on food at a restaurant and realized I had the same fashion sense as the table.”

(via source)

Fake Gyllenhaal

“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”

(via source)

Blind Spots

“I was picking up my grandmother from an eye surgery center when I noticed all the signs are bent back.”

(via source)

Tour De Fail

“I was caught with a slight ‘drinking problem’ at my triathlon.”

(via source)

Queen Of The Cows

“In Nebraska in the 1980’s, ¬†they didn’t just have just regular beauty pageants, they had special pageants for Queen of the Cows. I received a stunning faux crown to place on the felt cowboy hat of my choice, and a $200 gift certificate to my favorite western store to purchase my new glitzy outfit. The handmade blue suede leather sash had to be returned. As you can image, I was the talk of the town.”

(submitted by Lola)