Sisterhood of the traveling bed.
(submitted by Chris)
“I have no idea why I am holding a knife or have a grenade strapped to my waist, but since I’m crying I can pretty much guarantee my older brother had something to do with it.”
(submitted by Marcy)
It’s time to consider a new barber.
(submitted by Deboarah in the UK)
“Me and my brother. Dad brought car from the dump in the back of his van.”
(submitted by Noah)