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String Theory

String Theory - Babies

“I confess I’m the father in this picture. I was understandably reluctant to have my picture taken, but I must have relented on a particularly unfortunate day. The pornstache, the pudge, the restrained toddler and squashed-face baby, and the violin that nobody played….all a perfect family tableau.  I do not miss the 90s.”

(submitted by Mark) 

In Babies • May 23rd, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Way Past Naptime

Way Past Naptime - Family Portrait

“And that’s when I knew my son was done taking family photos.”

(via source

In Family Portrait • May 22nd, 2016 • Add A Comment »


Tree-creation - Family Portrait

“The first picture was taken in 2000, and the recent one was taken in 2015. This tree was in our grandfather’s front yard, and every kid to grow up in the family played in this tree. Our Father captured the cute photo of us as children and it kind of became “The picture” that everyone hung in their houses. After 15 years we decided to recreate ‘the picture’ and it was hilarious.”

(submitted by Alexandra) 

In Family Portrait • May 22nd, 2016 • Add A Comment »


Freebie - Family Portrait

“My buddy Josh and his older sister and brother when they were little guys. Apparently when the photographer saw all the prints from the photo shoot, he gave this one to his mom for free because it’s just so hilarious. He would hide it from me when I went to his house because I would cry from laughing at it so much.”

(submitted by Eric)

In Family Portrait • May 19th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Angels In The Food Court

Angels In The Food Court - Family Portrait

“It was family day at the mall and my brother and I were blindsided by this awful scheme. My mother stopped right in front of one of those kiosks where you dress up your kids in mortifying costumes and take pictures of them. Of course Mom was all for it, but my brother and I were not going that easy. She bribed me with a Bratz doll, my brother a toy race car, and there was ice cream included on the way home. Our faces are not the happiest, but the best part is my Shih-Tzu hair. Clearly it was my thing, looking back at all my old pictures. Thanks Mom.”

(submitted by Brooke)

In Family Portrait • May 18th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Toe To Toe

Toe To Toe - Family Portrait

“I blew up this photo to give to family members and that was when we noticed…the toe?!”

(submitted by Nancy)

In Family Portrait • May 18th, 2016 • 4 Comments »

Professor Plum

Professor Plum - Dad

“When I was four my Mom sent my Dad to buy me a suit and take some pictures. This is what he came back with.”

(via source

In Dad • May 10th, 2016 • 3 Comments »
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