Family Portrait

All Their Ducks In A Row

All Their Ducks In A Row - Family Portrait

“This was a family portrait and Mom had made us all duck sweatshirts. I had an asymmetrical hairdo and I don’t know what was worse – Mom’s braces or her makeup!”

(submitted by Jessica) 

In Family Portrait • May 9th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Ghost Boy

Ghost  Boy - Family Portrait

“Grandma wanted family photos of all her kids, so she dragged us to JC Penney’s. (No one wanted to do it.) The photographer was so disengaged that she didn’t notice my nephew sneaked into our picture, and we didn’t notice until we got all the prints back. We call this ‘ghost boy.’”

(submitted by Kelli) 

In Family Portrait • May 9th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

The Smile Strain

The Smile Strain - Family Portrait

“The photographer kept telling my son to “smile MORE!” And this was his version of smiling “more.””

(submitted by Suzy)

In Family Portrait • May 4th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Sleep Deprived

Sleep Deprived - Family Portrait

“Mom sewed all the clothes we were wearing, even the neckties and the underwear. I’m not sure why three of us look like we hadn’t slept in a week.”

(submitted by Pat)

In Family Portrait • May 2nd, 2016 • 1 Comment »

The Dental Photo Opp

The Dental Photo Opp - Family Portrait

“Our family went to the dentist. The man to the right is our dentist. Our little brother fell asleep in the chair.”

(submitted by Kate)

In Family Portrait • May 1st, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Basket Case

Basket Case - Family Portrait

“My parents had brought me to a portrait studio, and apparently I didn’t want my picture taken. It was taken anyway, just with a surreal approach.”

(submitted by Shannon)

In Family Portrait • April 25th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Direct Hit

Direct Hit - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

“This family portrait was taken during a beach photo session. Yes, that is a frisbee flying towards my husband’s face. Fortunately, nobody was seriously injured in the process, and we DID end up using this picture on our Christmas card that year. It just pretty much sums up our family in a way no words can.”

(submitted by Nora)

In *AFP Hall Of Fame* • April 22nd, 2016 • 3 Comments »
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