Family Portrait

The Drunk Photographer

The Drunk Photographer - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my parents and siblings, taken on Mom and Dad’s 50th wedding anniversary. We had a big party for them and had arranged several photo shoots for a family picture. The photographer had arrived somewhat inebriated at our first location, which was an outdoor site, beautifully located in front of a lake. He had really gotten on Mom’s nerves because he was so obviously tipsy and kept egging her on to smile (which wasn’t one of her best assets). The last stop was his studio. Mom was on her last nerve and this is what we got.”

(submitted by Juli)

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

1998: A Clown Odyssey

1998: A Clown Odyssey - Family Portrait

“I am in this photo on the right-hand side, dressed as the ‘sad’ clown. My dad (in the middle) used to do clown shows for kids’ birthday parties so he had this ‘wonderful’ idea to dress us all as clowns and take a family photo. The doll on my step-mom’s lap is to represent my unborn brother who was still ‘in the oven’ at the time.

The part I remember most about this was walking around all day dressed as a clown. We went to several different photo places before finally getting the pics done, if I remember correctly, but I don’t recall why. I just remember going to different places that day and everyone was staring at us!”

(submitted by Daniel) 

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Salon-Quality Disappointment

Salon-Quality Disappointment - Family Portrait

“This is me after my gran decided to cut all my hair off. I had long hair down my back until she chopped it all off. Yes, I am a girl :(”

(submitted by Claire) 

In Family Portrait • March 31st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Blinded By The Light

Blinded By The Light - Babies

“My family when I was 10 months old.”

(submitted by Jessica) 

In Babies • March 29th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Dog Days

Dog Days - Christmas

“From a series of Christmas photos of my family and me, taken by my oldest daughter’s boyfriend. We were all wearing our San Francisco Giants World Series holiday shirts. As most family photoshoots go during the holidays, my daughter was in a highly anxious mode and later she worked out her frustrations in Photoshop. That’s the face of one of our dogs. She posted it on Facebook wishing everyone ‘Happy Holidays from the Rodriguez Family!’”

(submitted by Kathy)

In Christmas • March 25th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

That’s All, Folks

That’s All, Folks - Family Portrait

“I have a small extended family. These are all the men in it. My dad, my dad’s dad, my mom’s dad, and my 2 brothers and I. My little brother snuck something in to be discovered years later.”

(via source)

In Family Portrait • March 22nd, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Daughter Brawl

Daughter Brawl - Family Portrait

“This pretty much sums up my childhood. I’m the blond on the left burying my head in my sister’s lap while she gets in a cheap shot. The youngest is fish-hooking my other sister while my mother looks on and laughs My father is letting everyone know what his future looks like with four daughters like these.”

(submitted by Linday)

In Family Portrait • March 21st, 2016 • Add A Comment »
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